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Extreme Pain! by Kid on 2000-11-08 03:31:21

Yesterday (that's right NERDers, it was the truth), or at about midnight 30, I was playing football in a car park, sober (Sober is important) as you do. I went for a header. There was a thud. I fell to the ground. I said 'Fuckin' Hell Ouch!' and blood started pouring from my head. As I write now, it is not pouring, just seeping, and I have 2 essays to do by 5p.m. DAMMIT - Of all the days to receive a really cool injury. Still, in the words of Finlay Quaye - 'Karma always comes around....'

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Re: Extreme Pain! by Tetra Grammaton on 2000-11-08 23:43:14  |  Reply to this
  I hope you got pictures.
Re: Extreme Pain! by shlong on 2000-11-09 01:55:23  |  Reply to this
  As I rub a tear from my eye... i remember the good old days when this was a daily occurance.
Re: Re: Extreme Pain! by Kid on 2000-11-10 05:02:45  |  Reply to this
  The daily occurance being me sober, or receiving a incredible blow to the head? Oh, Tetra, the picture I wanted everyone was too chicken to take, but the was one.
Re: Extreme Pain! by Kid on 2000-11-10 05:03:41  |  Reply to this
  Amusement followed the day after too, when blood started running down my face in my French seminar. A doctor, you cry as one! No.
Re: Extreme Pain Update by Kid on 2000-11-14 05:44:18  |  Reply to this
  Just in case anyone cares, the scab is coming off now, accompanied (a lot of the time) by chunks of my sizeable hair. Schlong - you remember how long it has been? It's about that now, and I've no coiffeurie plans as yet.
Re: Re: Extreme Pain Update by shlong on 2000-11-15 01:02:44  |  Reply to this
  How did the ground penetrate your hair when it was a such length. Such things seem impossible. There must ahve been some force when your head impacted the ground. Can you do that American 80's cut yet if you hold the sides of your hair back... you remember.
Re: Extreme Pain! by tommie on 2000-11-15 07:33:24  |  Reply to this
  Just how long is your hair, kid? How about a pic?
Re: Re: Extreme Pain! by Kid on 2000-11-16 00:59:54  |  Reply to this
  Long is probably the wrong word, high would be more accurate. I'll try and post a pic at Xmas (when I can scan one in - and my barnet will grow further)
Re: Re: Re: Extreme Pain! by tommie on 2000-11-16 06:07:20  |  Reply to this
  Now I'm really curious. I'm looking forward to the picture more than the outcome of this election!
Re: Re: Re: Extreme Pain! by Wash! on 2000-11-17 02:48:20  |  Reply to this
  Tis more like a sheep which has just been electricuted, than a barnet!
Looking Extremely Like I Should Wear Disco Trousers! by Kid on 2000-11-17 03:17:24  |  Reply to this
  It's quite odd as well, because my head still has the massive lump on it from where the, erm, scab came off. Such sweet memories. Aaaaah, dried blood.
Re: Extreme Pain! by Wash on 2000-11-29 05:53:23  |  Reply to this
  I was making Cheese Toasties for my friends back in my kitchen late last night, and on trying to clean the sandwich maker, I picked up the hot part - the part which toasts the bread and melts the cheese. My fingers are now burnt, and the feeling therein, is gone! As blisters begin to appear, I can but remember when Kid solder-ironed his forefinger. The smell of burning finger was weird, but kinda cool. So vas-y, abuse one of the two of us, (or both)for the ass-mastral art of finger burning...
Re: Re: Extreme Pain! by shlong on 2000-11-30 01:12:27  |  Reply to this
  i do believe i can take credit for the burning of kids fingers in a design technology class many years ago. i found the art of flicking solder around most amussing managed to catch him.
Re: Re: Re: Extreme Pain! by Kid. on 2000-11-30 03:18:53  |  Reply to this
  Aaaah, solder as a weapon. They were the days. Wash!, did you get the same 'finger is pork' thing going on, and if so, did you eat any of your finger. I remember I did. Also, did the nail burn, cos that hurts like buggery. Like actual buggery. Schlong? Did U ever do electronics with crampon-wielder? Did U? I don't remember......I used to burn Baz a lot, but that was it. MmmmmAnd Robert Smith.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Extreme Pain! by shlong on 2000-11-30 07:11:37  |  Reply to this
  I did soldering when producing them nifty little electronic quiz game things...... i remember Mr. James Hughes was also in our group. I think it was with bouckly, and who the hell is wash???
SLUCE WAS THE KING! by Kid. on 2000-12-01 03:50:52  |  Reply to this
  Ah come on, you gotta be able to work it out..... who else ever comes here? The games...oh, I remember. Year 8? Damn, I was young then. I couldn't have done anything I can now. Well, clearly I could walk and stuff, but not. You know.....
Re: SLUCE WAS THE KING! by shlong on 2000-12-01 06:07:37  |  Reply to this
  Clearly you had not developed the ability to defend yourself against flying bits of molten solder. PS, anyone know about DECnet Phase IV DNA architecture cause i need to know.. or about the DECnet/OSI implementation......?!?
Re: Re: SLUCE WAS THE KING! by Wash on 2000-12-01 07:29:28  |  Reply to this
  ...no! I think Schlong is thinking of another class, not the one in which Slucey ruled! Yeh-Sluce rules all! Sadly, schlong, you missed the joyous events of Jid ramming solder irons up Tebbuts ass, and Tim Abbotts intreagued, worried, and growling facial expression. JULIAN GILL'S A FAGGOI
Re: Re: Re: SLUCE WAS THE KING! by Wash on 2000-12-01 07:30:17  |  Reply to this
  Jid being Kid and FAGGOI being FAGGOT
Re: Re: Re: SLUCE WAS THE KING! by shlong, no 'c', just shlong on 2000-12-01 08:49:34  |  Reply to this
  I totally agree with the comments about Julian..... I also remember the fantastic rate at which Tim was able to change his facial expressions, whilst keeping the exposure of his teeth to a minimum. Just for the sake of try SHLONG IS KING You still ain't answered my question of who you are wash..?!?
Re: Re: Re: Re: HASHMI THE KING ASSMASTER! by Wash! on 2000-12-04 05:52:47  |  Reply to this
  Soz S_hlong. And you're right. Shlong IS King - but only in the name! SLUCE IS THE REAL KING. Or Maybe Baz is. By the way, were you two ever related?
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: HASHMI THE KING ASSMASTER! by Kid. on 2000-12-04 12:16:06  |  Reply to this
  What? Shlong and Slucey-baby? Probably not would be my guess. Crampon-man, and ass-horse-boy? I dunno.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: HASHMI THE KING ASSMASTER! by shlong on 2000-12-19 01:46:30  |  Reply to this
  Damn it, NOOOO! Although I did see hima again this Saturday. 2 sightings in two weeks, thats too weird.
Re: Extreme Pain! by Kid. on 2000-12-02 06:13:01  |  Reply to this
  I acquired a great cut above my eye yesterday (not large, but good) like boxers tend to get. I don't know how it happened. I actually have no idea, I was asleep at the time (sober, too!) I dunno. Less pain this time though.....
Re: Extreme Pain! by Kid. on 2000-12-04 00:50:42  |  Reply to this
  And again.... whilst laughing at one of my flatmates standing in a tub of water that I had planted, I fell, and slid down the wall, cracking the lower back side of my ribs of a socket. It was quite embarassing with blood pouring from there, but it was even more funny.
Re: Extreme Pain! by Wash on 2000-12-04 04:48:54  |  Reply to this
  Its always good to play watery-based tricks n housemates. Its become a common occurance in our house. I find the best one is when you stand behind the door of a chair, eagerly waiting for, say, a german to enter the room, then pour a tub full of boiling water over him. Ahh the humour! (OK, it wasnt boiling, in fact, quite cold - still, the rest is true.)
Re: More Extreme Pain! by Kid. on 2000-12-06 03:34:40  |  Reply to this
  I jumped through an open window. Cut my knee a lot. It hurts like buggery. I went Salsa dancing too, only a little while afterwards. That hurt like buggery too!
Re: Extreme Pain! by Kid. on 2000-12-15 08:06:16  |  Reply to this
  More extreme pain to report, I had really cold hands today, and freshly bitten nails (I do that, see) and I trapped my hand in a fridge. It hurt to hell and back. I also burnt my fingernails on a spliff yesterday, but that wasn't quite as bad. Mmmmmm......
Re: Re: Extreme Pain! by shlong on 2000-12-15 08:57:17  |  Reply to this
  Bloody hell, wonders shall never cease. Gaz my old friend, I am proud of you, experimenting the wonderful world of drugs.
Re: Re: Re: Extreme Pain! by Kid. on 2000-12-19 08:36:48  |  Reply to this
  Give me the chance & I don't mind. Don't get the 2 Gaz's confused, please! (That's almost a new topic!)
Re: Extreme Pain! by Wash! on 2002-02-02 19:31:23  |  Reply to this
  Talking of glueguns, solder irons and year 8 technology... remember this topic? Enjoy.