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Lifes a fucking bitch by Shlong on 2001-04-09 07:38:28
About 4 weeks ago i met the girl of my dreams. She's soo beautiful, funny, got a cute Scottish accent... and she like me!!!! ........ and..... she just found out she has a tumour in one of her lungs. God damn..... don't reply to this. I just had to get it off my chest. Sorry people
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| Lifes starting to look better
by shlong
on 2001-05-05 00:09:02
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A little update here folks. She has been in Florida for a few weeks getting treatment. She's had the operation to have the infected lung removed, and after a few hard days, shes starting to come round. She's even up and walking. At the moment I think I'm the happiest guy around. I might even wash my car. Her brother is shitting her return though as he put his football through the wind screen of her car (an Audi TT). I'll stop babbling on now, I'm sooo sorted.
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| Re: Lifes a fucking bitch
by shlong
on 2001-07-30 02:02:37
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Wee update. Sorry to say folks, but things aint looking too good. I had a long and tearful conversation with her last night. I think she goes into hospital to restart the treatment sometime this week. Heres hoping.
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| Re: Lifes a fucking bitch
by death
on 2002-01-14 12:31:42
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no worries shlong life aint gonna b a bitch no longer im takin over from here ur sexy bitch will b wiv me soon dont worry il look after her she can b my special sex toy ;-)!!!
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| Re: Lifes a fucking bitch
by LIFE
on 2002-01-14 12:34:45
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sorry to piss around wiv u and ur bird shlong but she aint my responcibility nemore ive passed her on to death may she rest in peace...... NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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