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salmon by sebastian with a flag on 2001-04-17 04:46:23

so salmon right - expel all that energy swimming up stream - leaping and leaping and leaping and leaping up water falls and swimming agaisnt the tide some more and risking being caught by fisher men and then more leaping and swimming against the tide to get home to have sex and then die - whats all that about?? wouldn't wanna be a salmon would ya

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Re: salmon by shlong on 2001-04-17 11:58:17  |  Reply to this
  ah dunno, downt sound that bad to me.......
Re: salmon by [no name] on 2001-04-18 01:11:16  |  Reply to this
  So you'd be happy to have sex just once in your life then die!!!! hmmm
Re: salmon by WasH! on 2001-04-24 04:15:56  |  Reply to this
  Sex... so good, that it kills you? Hmmm! Could be worth being a salmon for.
I'm Gonna Sue The Ass Off Of COMPANY NAME REMOVED by Kid on 2003-03-19 16:15:25  |  Reply to this
  They've stolen this topic and used it for an advert. There's a guy sat in a café, he speaks and speaks and speaks about the life of a salmon, then finished by saying

You're not a salmon.

Its a scandal, an outrage, a trav. An absolute trave.

Re: salmon by Wash! on 2003-03-20 05:00:12  |  Reply to this
  ...is Nash?
Re: Re: salmon by Kid on 2003-03-20 05:37:20  |  Reply to this
  That took a while for me to understand - but nice work, never the less, Testoni. I actually got a phone call from home telling me to watch H&A last night - all the oldies were back, Frank, Stephen, Carly. It was all a bit odd to be perfectly honest. Like why was my mum watching Home & Away? I just don't know. I do really. Its because she couldn't watch Hollyoaks last night.
Re: Re: Re: salmon by Nick Testoni on 2003-03-20 06:56:43  |  Reply to this
  Any self respecting mum should watch Home and Away! Go Sylvia Jackson! You're great! (damn, ive just given your mums name away for the others!)