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I'm Bored. What can I do? by Kid. on 2001-05-09 03:21:17

I have 1 1/2 hours to spare. I have £0 and 0 pence. I cannot leave my computer for fear of death. What can I do? I cannot use Napster/File Sharing Software and I cannot pass go and collect £200. (Although it would be nice).

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Re: I'm Bored. What can I do? by shlong on 2001-05-09 06:14:49  |  Reply to this
	Try masturbation.

Re: I'm Bored. What can I do? by mee on 2001-08-15 12:08:47  |  Reply to this
	Try: ions.com OR noetic.org (whichever gets you there quickest). Go to : Test your PSI ability! Hence you will find out you're not as psychotic -- oops! -- I mean as psychic as we think you are!

Re: I'm Bored. What can I do? by Brampton on 2001-08-15 12:18:35  |  Reply to this
	It's . Do you know if you are?

Re: I'm Bored. What can I do? by WasH! on 2003-10-28 07:42:13  |  Reply to this
	I'm bored, and am talking your humble advice in playing this game. Not quite worked out the point of it yet. Oh yeah, that's right: to waste time.

Re: I'm Bored. What can I do? by Wash! on 2003-10-28 08:04:46  |  Reply to this

Done it! Successfully wasted 40 minutes of my life, when i could have alternatively: -Worked on my Spanish essay for Friday -Read a play i need to read by next Monday -Had a cup of tea -Sat down to 2 episodes of FRIENDS with a bag of Lidl crisps -Texted someone i really ought to text -Bought phone credit so i could call this person -Boiled 13 eggs, and been a third of the way through the 14th -Had nearly 3 nights worth of sleep, GOAU in lloret style -Had sex 40 times, Ringo Style -Walked home from campus. And back -Written this comment. Re: Re: I'm Bored. What can I do? by Wash! on 2003-10-28 08:10:41  |  Reply to this   (yeah, you deserved that dig, Ringo, for never replying, and just lurking in the depths of potatoland, silently, muted, not saying anything, hushed, soundless, being quite, and unheard, uncommunicative, taciturn, disguising your presence, wordless, and not putting across any audible points) Feel free to add "thinking of synonyms for 'quiet'" to the list of things i could have been doing! Re: Re: Re: I'm Bored. What can I do? by goau on 2003-11-07 16:06:31  |  Reply to this   bitchy! Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm Bored. What can I do? by i dont noe and you dont need to noe either on 2004-07-03 00:56:15  |  Reply to this   umm herres one thing type i mean your on the freakin computer...ha haha or you kan go into your kitchen and make something totally crazy tou've never herd of before itz accually fun and sum timez yummy lol

Re: I'm Bored. What can I do? by UGLYBUGLY on 2005-09-11 19:17:52  |  Reply to this
	Put some water in your hand, pretend to sneeze and quickly flick the water onto someone else's neck.