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I hate Jeans by Uncomfortable b-itch on 1999-09-16 00:01:06

I have a pair of jeans and they scratch my, ahem, parts badly, so I ought to have a refund. They are for men, so don't make any high voiced cracks, they just hurt. I hate them. Thats all. All of you with clothes you hate, get it off your chests, ahem. Or whichever part they're on.

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Re: I hate Jeans by Washington Foreskins on 1999-09-16 01:16:33  |  Reply to this
	I hate the way mine try to be things or people theyre not!

Re: I hate Jeans by BING on 1999-09-16 06:58:45  |  Reply to this

Well, i tell ya the truth here, but i went to france this year for two weeks, and though i didnt take my jeans, i never stopped cursing them all the time i was there. it felt sooooooo good to get those shorts on. No more fairing le maq,and how my jeans are the opposite of the dude at aqualand - ALL OVER! Oh, that reminds me, the time i DROPPED my JEANS...- ahh, forget it, it never happened. In brief, I HATE JEANS!

Re: I hate Jeans by I'm wearing a dress today. But I'm still a man on 1999-09-16 18:30:18  |  Reply to this
	My name explains. I look at all the chicks in Jeans and laugh. They're rubbing away their asses when they could be wearing a dress like me.

Re: I hate Jeans by Chandler on 1999-09-16 19:14:19  |  Reply to this
	I hate hats. They sit on your head and prevent heat leaving your body, and the Green Bay Packers cheeseheads, get over it already!

Re: I hate Jeans by Washington Foreskins on 1999-09-16 22:15:37  |  Reply to this
	Jeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssss! Not Jesus, you ass rubbing non pope!

Re: I hate Jeans by Sara L on 1999-09-17 00:40:54  |  Reply to this
	I love Jeans, they're comfortable, they're cool, they're fashionable and they come off quickly when I get horny.

Re: I hate Jeans by Taco Bell Talking Dog on 1999-09-19 16:42:47  |  Reply to this

Nooooo, Noooooo Noooooo, stupeed, I ask why you hate Jesus, not Jeans. You go to hell soon for that and die from lightning in a boat in a hurricane during a tornado after a flood off thee coast of Cuba! Can you not reed and right inglish? Re: Re: I hate Jeans by B-Itch on 1999-09-19 19:45:33  |  Reply to this   I don't hate Jesus. Jesus was a good bloke. Healed the sick, cured the dead, helped lepers. I have nothing on him. I dislike Jeans the clothing.

Re: I hate Jeans by FSJ on 1999-09-19 20:56:52  |  Reply to this
	I have a friend who is actually called Jeans. He is abrasive, and hangs around men's asses. Re: Re: I hate Jeans by argumentative bugger on 1999-09-20 12:01:12  |  Reply to this   Jeans? sounds awfully French-CANADIAN if you ask me Re: Re: Re: I hate Jeans by [no name] on 1999-09-20 18:10:50  |  Reply to this   Actually German - Nuff said!

Re: I hate Jeans by strange little fella with 7 legs and a spoon for an arm on 1999-09-20 20:50:18  |  Reply to this
	i also hate jeans the poncey curly hair nazi bastard, no offence mate

Re: I hate Jeans by Kid Loco on 1999-09-28 22:38:41  |  Reply to this
	He is

Re: I hate Jeans by My anus is itchy on 1999-11-28 19:10:09  |  Reply to this
	And its due to my uncomfortable jeans. I BLAME JEANS

Re: I hate Jeans by Town Lost to Liverpool... on 1999-12-11 20:05:12  |  Reply to this
	...I blame Jeans

Re: I hate Jeans by Ringo * on 2000-06-24 14:11:49  |  Reply to this
	Jeans is ther gayest german i have ever met, Actually the only german iu have met but....yeh he's gay

Re: I hate Jeans by Kid Loco on 2000-06-24 17:16:55  |  Reply to this
	When you're drunk, and U drip on them, they kinda stick to the body, but it's urine, and it sucks. Love'n'hate at once.

Re: I hate Jeans by Spank my ass and call me Totti on 2000-06-28 01:20:38  |  Reply to this
	Jeans is gayer than a randy woodpecker Weak-pun man! by Kid Loco on 2000-06-28 07:45:40  |  Reply to this   So 'Woody' the Woodpecker, then......

Re: I hate Jeans by carrot on 2007-04-20 16:59:27  |  Reply to this
	shits ancient