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If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Washington Foreskins rule on 1999-09-16 07:02:33

Well I for one have a large penis. This game is simple. if you do too, sign below, oh, and make it funny!

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Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Carlos The Jackass on 1999-09-16 18:14:36 | Reply to this

My penis is the length of South America.

Re: Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by joe on 2002-01-02 09:53:19 | Reply to this

joe i dont know exactally it means but sounds interesting Iam in a band who plays behind a rock singer named lou christie. he too has a huge schlong, only hes italian. were going to go to south america soon so will just see what the length of some of the South Americans is. He love to get his dick sucked , He let me watch him get head last night in the dressing room . HOT HOT HOT> Joe

Re: Re: Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by tom jones on 2002-01-15 06:54:56 | Reply to this

I have the same fans in my dressing room.

Re: Re: Re: Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by barry on 2002-03-02 21:16:01 | Reply to this

Tom Ive heard your cock isnt that big. and ive heard Lou christie dick is twice as big as yours. I had a girl friend who fucked both of you and she said lous is Fat and Thick . circumsized and yours isnT , but he has big balls tooo .. yum yum..

Re: Re: Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by eddy on 2004-10-05 01:59:53 | Reply to this

Re: Re: Re: Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by eddy on 2004-10-05 02:00:17 | Reply to this

im 12 and i can suck my own dick

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by clayton clark on 2010-12-16 03:58:39 | Reply to this

my cock is only 2 inches...from the floor.really,though,they call me the demolition man because Ibe tearing walls out.

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by ur a wanker! on 1999-09-16 18:22:00 | Reply to this

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Re: Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by joe on 2002-01-02 11:24:36 | Reply to this

thank God . Iam a wanker tooo.WILLY WANKER

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by BING on 1999-09-16 22:29:58 | Reply to this

Grow up, jackasses!

Re: Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by sammy on 2002-01-02 21:13:14 | Reply to this

up your ass jack.

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Chandler on 1999-09-16 22:31:08 | Reply to this

OK, James is kicked off the network. His genitalia is not as spectacular as he reported (apparently) and he shouldn't be back again. Hopefully we can all leave this rather sordid subject and go back to hating Canada.

Re: Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by joe on 2002-01-02 11:29:39 | Reply to this

Chandler. what kind of name is Chandler, sounds like a Canadian Soap Opra star. second rate. Lets all agree

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by BING on 1999-09-16 22:47:17 | Reply to this

Coz we do hate Canada.

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Lord HAW HAW on 1999-09-18 16:12:33 | Reply to this

It's as big as Canada and you really love Canada, don't you?

Re: Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by joe on 2002-01-02 09:59:54 | Reply to this

whats with allyou people and the countries. and siz of your schlongz. Italians with large members , Rocco sigfrei , frank sanatra , lou christie.

Re: Re: Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Rene on 2002-01-15 06:41:17 | Reply to this

How do you know Lou christie has a big penis, and what avout Frank Sanatra, and who is Rocco.

Re: Re: Re: Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by pat on 2002-04-28 20:54:38 | Reply to this

everybody knows he has a big cock, my brother told me he used to fuck mick jagger, and rocco is a porn star with another big one.

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by SQX on 1999-11-02 05:28:18 | Reply to this

One word, Canadian!

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Eye Candy on 1999-11-12 01:07:24 | Reply to this

Suck my Cannuck!

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by the german guy on 1999-11-14 06:49:50 | Reply to this

Oh please! Whats next? Who have the largest vagina?

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by meperson on 2000-04-11 11:28:32 | Reply to this

ihaved a largerist penis, cauzed im a FE-male!!

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Ben Dover on 2002-01-02 20:37:12 | Reply to this

Where do we go to get 'em checked?

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by flaming weina on 2002-01-14 07:27:22 | Reply to this

well i went to weina.com today... it's a website. onetime i was bored so i stuck me weina in the vacuum cleaner... great fun! o mine's about 6in HARD and 8in SOFT . yes i meant that... (: wait? what side of the ruler do you use?

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Kid. on 2002-01-28 14:32:00 | Reply to this

Didn't really want to drag this comment more than it had to, but I thought (you might know - I don't know how phallically inclined you all are) you might like to know that the human male has a stupidly large penis compared to its great ape breathren. There seems to be no reason for this other than to heighten sexual pleasure for both parties. And they say they don't teach us anything useful.
P.S. Testicles weigh 0.04% of a male's body. That's 1/250, I think. Or 1/500 each. Oh, stop being so vulgar I hear you cry.
*Groan*

Re: Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Neo on 2005-10-28 22:53:28 | Reply to this

I love potato CHIPS

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Wash! on 2002-01-29 05:32:29 | Reply to this

Cheers for bringing this one up, Kid. (Wash: regret's childhood existance)

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Mad Molly on 2002-03-05 23:23:35 | Reply to this

I have a large penis... right here in my dresser. I'll be here all week, folks. Enjoy the buffet.

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Isandhlwana on 2002-05-09 15:38:23 | Reply to this

I do in fact have a VERY large penis. Thank you for asking. I'm here all week.

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by todd prosser on 2003-07-25 14:30:27 | Reply to this

my penis is 7" while soft and when erect measures 11" long by 7" around. is this considered by most to be too large?

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by THREE LEGGED WONDER on 2004-02-28 10:53:52 | Reply to this

my penis is so long my tailor had to add a third leg to my pants!!

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Alices Restaurant on 2004-03-09 17:53:12 | Reply to this

I actually have not one, but three (large) penises. I will say, though, that my pants fit like a glove.

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by fractured reality on 2004-03-12 10:18:03 | Reply to this

I want to know what all these people are over-compensating for

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Gunslinger on 2004-04-24 20:25:42 | Reply to this

What is your definition of large?

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by clint on 2004-07-03 06:35:50 | Reply to this

You are all small even if you got that 12' one its just plain tiny ok. And if you small little penis poeple don't beleive me mr 12 inchs of tiny then see this. http://www.brutaldildos.com http://www.ratherextreme.com http://www.amazingty.com http://www.paytonspage.com this is a tiny girl lol http://www.extrememissy.com And on and on but this should get the point across mr. tiny 12 in so when you get a hourse cock then you will be ok sized and only a clydale is big so there lol.

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Wash! - older and wiser!! on 2004-07-03 15:38:05 | Reply to this

Apologies for creating this topic, folks. I was juvenile at the time. I'm not saying i've shrunk with age, or anything. I'm simply saying that this is not the kinda thing i'd write a topic about nowadays.

Sorry,
Wash!

Re: Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Kid on 2004-07-03 17:18:47 | Reply to this

I always hate seeing this topic coming up again and again. Its just a bit...well, sad isn't it? I'm watching a Futurama featuring the Safety Dance at 1.46am now, so I can't claim to be less juvenile, so there you go.

Re: Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by tommie on 2004-07-03 17:39:20 | Reply to this

It's hard to believe; that was nearly 5 years ago (35 years in dog years). That's what, nearly 25% of your life?

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by joeduzit on 2004-08-06 20:55:36 | Reply to this

8" very fat, uncut

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by azizxon on 2005-03-08 19:38:09 | Reply to this

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by john on 2005-08-09 16:16:36 | Reply to this

My penis is 9 1/2 inches long

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Miss Murder on 2007-04-03 19:54:15 | Reply to this

You boys are silly. You all lie about how big your penis is. And those of you who dont... WE DONT CARE! =]

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Tiny Tim on 2007-09-27 11:11:03 | Reply to this

ma dicC is 2in off da floor

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by BING on 1999-09-16 22:47:17 \| Reply to this
	Coz we do hate Canada.

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by SQX on 1999-11-02 05:28:18 \| Reply to this
	One word, Canadian!

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Eye Candy on 1999-11-12 01:07:24 \| Reply to this
	Suck my Cannuck!

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by the german guy on 1999-11-14 06:49:50 \| Reply to this
	Oh please! Whats next? Who have the largest vagina?

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by meperson on 2000-04-11 11:28:32 \| Reply to this
	ihaved a largerist penis, cauzed im a FE-male!!

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Ben Dover on 2002-01-02 20:37:12 \| Reply to this
	Where do we go to get 'em checked?

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by flaming weina on 2002-01-14 07:27:22 \| Reply to this
	well i went to weina.com today... it's a website. onetime i was bored so i stuck me weina in the vacuum cleaner... great fun! o mine's about 6in HARD and 8in SOFT . yes i meant that... (: wait? what side of the ruler do you use?

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Wash! on 2002-01-29 05:32:29 \| Reply to this
	Cheers for bringing this one up, Kid. (Wash: regret's childhood existance)

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Mad Molly on 2002-03-05 23:23:35 \| Reply to this
	I have a large penis... right here in my dresser. I'll be here all week, folks. Enjoy the buffet.

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Isandhlwana on 2002-05-09 15:38:23 \| Reply to this
	I do in fact have a VERY large penis. Thank you for asking. I'm here all week.

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by todd prosser on 2003-07-25 14:30:27 \| Reply to this
	my penis is 7" while soft and when erect measures 11" long by 7" around. is this considered by most to be too large?

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by THREE LEGGED WONDER on 2004-02-28 10:53:52 \| Reply to this
	my penis is so long my tailor had to add a third leg to my pants!!

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Alices Restaurant on 2004-03-09 17:53:12 \| Reply to this
	I actually have not one, but three (large) penises. I will say, though, that my pants fit like a glove.

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by fractured reality on 2004-03-12 10:18:03 \| Reply to this
	I want to know what all these people are over-compensating for

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Gunslinger on 2004-04-24 20:25:42 \| Reply to this
	What is your definition of large?

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by joeduzit on 2004-08-06 20:55:36 \| Reply to this
	8" very fat, uncut

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by john on 2005-08-09 16:16:36 \| Reply to this
	My penis is 9 1/2 inches long

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Miss Murder on 2007-04-03 19:54:15 \| Reply to this
	You boys are silly. You all lie about how big your penis is. And those of you who dont... WE DONT CARE! =]

Re: If you have a large penis, REPLY! by Tiny Tim on 2007-09-27 11:11:03 \| Reply to this
	ma dicC is 2in off da floor