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REAL ALE HURT ME by Kid on 2001-10-28 17:21:35

WARNING! DO NOT READ THOSE WHO ARE SENSITIVE! I went to the 24th Norwich Beer Festival, and very good it was too. Much ale was consumed, and a pizza was duly taken and eaten whilst at mouth burning temperature. I woke up forth on Saturday, only a little hungover, and went about my day. At about 7, however, as the last of the RAD (Real Ale Digestion) was completed, I passed the worst wind I ever have in my life, so bad was it, that windows were opened, out of necessity rather than prank, and it was, well, hideous. Now, though, about 30 hours afterwards, I am still performing such antics, and am worried about my bowels. Feel free not to respond, but I thought you might get a laugh out of me, repelling myself every few minutes as I sit in front of my computer. Uuuurgh.

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Re: REAL ALE HURT ME by Shlong on 2001-10-30 00:14:25  |  Reply to this
  Cheers mate, I've been awake for about 2 hours, and reading your piece was the first thing that made me laugh.
Re: REAL ALE HURT ME by Skiddy on 2001-10-30 02:12:53  |  Reply to this
  Glad to hear someone else has suffered with the chronic bowel problems I have lived with for many a year. Recently though the stench has been replaced with just sheer volume. It's like having Bill (Big Fat Pete lookalike) blowing a trombone out of my ass!! Though I have still to top the legendary butt boomer experienced on holiday in Spain! Wash, you KNOW what i'm talking about! Let me just say, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFF
Re: REAL ALE HURT ME by Wash! on 2001-10-30 05:14:53  |  Reply to this
  Skiddy, we both know that THAT, was the best fart... EVER!! So hard did we laugh that the heard board started to rock on both of our beds in the room, making such a noise that the owner of the hotel came to calm us down. "BUT DID YOU HEAR THE FART?????" we cried!
Re: REAL ALE HURT ME by Ringo* on 2001-10-31 15:11:12  |  Reply to this
  wow, i had forgotten about big me aswell! Man, that means there's now four of me, not just three like i thought before. Now there's me, Bill me, Andrew Lee me & young me! My life seems suddenly complicated
Re: REAL ALE HURT ME by Wash! on 2004-04-27 10:36:06  |  Reply to this
  Sorry, i was just browsing through random old topics, and stumbled accross this one! It made me smile, so i thought i'd let you all relive Kid's past pain too. W!
Re: REAL ALE HURT ME by tommie on 2004-04-27 15:23:45  |  Reply to this
  I've been reading all of your entries for several years now, and have long been of the opinion that you guys really know how to get the most out of life. This topic, in particular, epitomizes my opinion!