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Tebbut News by Wash! on 2003-01-17 13:23:25

As a light hearted break on the subject of war, suffering and death, I would like any suggestions on what our old "friend" Andrew Tebbutt is doing nowadays. I appologise, Kid, for not bringing the subject to light earlier, but thanks a million for calling today to remind me... For those of you who don't know this guy, here's an insight of his life - in poem form, why the hell not...

There once was a fat guy called Andy,

Who had quite a fondness of shandy...

And homos and work mates and stories which bored us,

He would have got on well with Dandy

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Re: Tebbut News by Wash! on 2003-01-17 13:26:33  |  Reply to this
	PS: Dandy is another bemused character who hung around our 6th form common room. Well, even if you don't know the guy, suggestions on his whereabouts and do-abouts would be appreiated. Its only fair, especially after i made the special effort to limericise the helpless fella.

Re: Tebbut News by Wash! on 2003-01-20 15:25:06  |  Reply to this
	C'mon Kid! Would have thought you could come up wih something!! Especially after i wrote my topic in the style of you A-Level General Studies exam (see earlier topic - like 2 years ago! - wow, can't believe it was that long ago!)

Re: Tebbut News by Kid. on 2003-01-22 08:01:39  |  Reply to this

What is Tebbut doing nowadays you ask? Any (or all) of the below.... 1. Annoying everyone with the things his dad's money has bought him 2. Going to a college with a stupid name. 3. Eating more 4. Sabotaging my life to the point where I will suspect anyone... 5. Drinking more 6. Culturing friendship with people who deserve him...societies dregs. 7. Receiving 7 more suggestions about his life than he has ever been worthy of. Sorry..I just burnt some coffee, I'm going to have to wait for it now. I'm upset.

Re: Tebbut News by Wash on 2003-01-22 15:34:28  |  Reply to this

a) Kid, How do you burn Coffee? b) Tommie, thought of you today, as I considered buying "Bagdhad Cafe" on a buy 2 DVDs get one free deal!! c) Amelia, thought of you today, as I ate Tofu and discussed quorn. Re: Re: Tebbut News by Kid on 2003-01-22 15:37:49  |  Reply to this   a) You get distracted as your coffee pot is boiling (think one of those metal chappies that you put on a hob) and then it actually boils, so the coffee's flavour disappears and is ruined. Lucky for me I can have some butterscotch (coffee) tomorrow - new as of today.