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funniest name in the world by Tom Cowan fan on 2003-07-17 09:32:22

Whilst working in France for a reputable holiday company two years ago, we had a booking in for a German family whose surname was "Cockfucher." now being multilingual, this is loosly pronounced as "cock fucker" imagine welcoming a stranger, your guest and saying, well you must be Mr Cockfucker! nice

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Re: funniest name in the world by Kid on 2003-07-17 23:00:21 | Reply to this

I've always enjoyed the footballer Bernt Haas (Burnt Arse, geddit?) but it doesn't top your Cockfucher....those crazy Germans

Re: Re: funniest name in the world by [no name] on 2004-06-25 06:39:13 | Reply to this

the guy is swiss and not german sucker

Re: Re: Re: funniest name in the world by ManuPan on 2006-03-06 16:24:48 | Reply to this

The guy WAS German. I was there and everything, being his courier dickhead.

Re: funniest name in the world by Shlong on 2003-07-18 00:41:09 | Reply to this

Not quite up to the same standard, but theres a guy that works for the same company as me called "Bob Sherunkle".

Re: Re: funniest name in the world by Kid on 2003-07-18 01:25:37 | Reply to this

*Taps temple repeatedly*. Genius! That is genius, and his parents must've known

Re: funniest name in the world by JohnnyG on 2003-07-18 11:40:22 | Reply to this

There once was a NASCAR performer who excelled at his vocation of driving like a mad man and his name was "Dick Trickle". Could it be that his wife's full name was "Vagina Leaks Trickle"?

Re: funniest name in the world by your mum on 2003-08-20 14:59:47 | Reply to this

i work with a guy called Poopak Shakur. i'm not joking, poor bloke should have his own show.

Re: funniest name in the world by Wash! on 2003-08-21 06:14:48 | Reply to this

Re: Re: funniest name in the world by JafFa on 2004-06-03 04:17:59 | Reply to this

Is it just me or was that a empty space?!?!?!

Re: funniest name in the world by evelyn on 2004-04-29 19:54:58 | Reply to this

my uncle's name it Dick Berns!! i always thought that was funny....DICK BERNS

Re: funniest name in the world by Megs on 2004-05-18 12:19:49 | Reply to this

Oh dear.... Here are some of the names of people from my work: Lou Roll (For the yanks Loo (Lou) is a nickname for toilet in blighty), Wee Lee, and finally Marc Whun (Mark one). Ones I haven't met but are all good, Ivor Biggun, Ilene Dover, I.P. Freely, Ivana Crap, Ivor Windybottom. There are loads, just search for 'em!

Re: funniest name in the world by liss and JafFa on 2004-06-01 10:05:53 | Reply to this

How about - Ida Hoe, Gordon Bennet (old English saying, usually said when something has gone wrong) evona humpalot, felicity shagwell, pussy galore, shane payne, paul dickoff, ben dover, jee suz, fanny stick, lez bien,

Re: Re: funniest name in the world by shane payne on 2005-11-16 08:40:32 | Reply to this

yo my name made the list baby

Re: Re: funniest name in the world by jeff on 2005-11-17 06:36:34 | Reply to this

i know a kid named Shane Payne.. his name is pretty funny what about ilene dover?

Re: Re: funniest name in the world by blank on 2006-12-25 13:14:31 | Reply to this

Shane Payne's name is a very cool name. I actually know a Shane Payne. And he is awesome. Got it

Re: funniest name in the world by Jacob Kreed on 2004-06-05 07:32:40 | Reply to this

George W.Bush now he's funny

Re: funniest name in the world by Jez on 2004-06-06 07:18:10 | Reply to this

Duncan McKokkiner - although actually work with a ginger bloke called Hammond Reddie which is amusing

Re: funniest name in the world by grif on 2007-01-23 01:24:15 | Reply to this

i had a friend at school called jedi starbuck no seriously his parents must've hated him

Re: Re: funniest name in the world by puddytat! on 2010-02-19 05:39:24 | Reply to this

was he from Devon? Very random question, but I met a guy once in Subway who claimed that that's what he was called.

Re: Re: funniest name in the world by Dan on 2011-03-26 18:31:06 | Reply to this

What school did you go to? I had someone at my school with the same name!?!?

Re: funniest name in the world by [no name] on 2007-03-08 18:09:08 | Reply to this

GNAGHER TITZOV (gnaw her tits off)"

Re: funniest name in the world by [no name] on 2007-03-11 21:24:08 | Reply to this

there's a man who's last name is dickover

Re: funniest name in the world by thames on 2007-03-23 12:51:55 | Reply to this

This one is the best. His initails are BDG, which stand for Ben Dover Glasscock. Yes, he has a nickname. Plus, my co-worker paul has the initials PMS.

Re: funniest name in the world by Meg on 2008-11-16 15:00:46 | Reply to this

My friend knows someone called Moist. Don't know what their surname is but surely that's an identity in itself. "Hi, I'm moist, how are you?" ...What a laugh.

Re: funniest name in the world by JohnnyG on 2003-07-18 11:40:22 \| Reply to this
	There once was a NASCAR performer who excelled at his vocation of driving like a mad man and his name was "Dick Trickle". Could it be that his wife's full name was "Vagina Leaks Trickle"?

Re: funniest name in the world by your mum on 2003-08-20 14:59:47 \| Reply to this
	i work with a guy called Poopak Shakur. i'm not joking, poor bloke should have his own show.

Re: funniest name in the world by evelyn on 2004-04-29 19:54:58 \| Reply to this
	my uncle's name it Dick Berns!! i always thought that was funny....DICK BERNS

Re: funniest name in the world by Megs on 2004-05-18 12:19:49 \| Reply to this
	Oh dear.... Here are some of the names of people from my work: Lou Roll (For the yanks Loo (Lou) is a nickname for toilet in blighty), Wee Lee, and finally Marc Whun (Mark one). Ones I haven't met but are all good, Ivor Biggun, Ilene Dover, I.P. Freely, Ivana Crap, Ivor Windybottom. There are loads, just search for 'em!

Re: funniest name in the world by Jacob Kreed on 2004-06-05 07:32:40 \| Reply to this
	George W.Bush now he's funny

Re: funniest name in the world by Jez on 2004-06-06 07:18:10 \| Reply to this
	Duncan McKokkiner - although actually work with a ginger bloke called Hammond Reddie which is amusing

Re: funniest name in the world by [no name] on 2007-03-08 18:09:08 \| Reply to this
	GNAGHER TITZOV (gnaw her tits off)"

Re: funniest name in the world by [no name] on 2007-03-11 21:24:08 \| Reply to this
	there's a man who's last name is dickover

Re: funniest name in the world by thames on 2007-03-23 12:51:55 \| Reply to this
	This one is the best. His initails are BDG, which stand for Ben Dover Glasscock. Yes, he has a nickname. Plus, my co-worker paul has the initials PMS.

Re: funniest name in the world by Meg on 2008-11-16 15:00:46 \| Reply to this
	My friend knows someone called Moist. Don't know what their surname is but surely that's an identity in itself. "Hi, I'm moist, how are you?" ...What a laugh.