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Re: I Need A Haircut. by JohnnyG on 2006-06-15 00:40:10

I recently had a haircut. The stylist asked, "what the fuck do you want to look like after I trim the hair from your scalp at odd angles" and I replied, "oh, I suppose someone with a bit of contempt for mainstream society" and she said "like Eddie Izzard with the hair quality of George Carlin" and I said "no, more like Hugh Heffner with a touch of Malcom McDowell" and she said "for an extra $20 I can do just that" and I said "alright then".

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