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parent: Are Elijah Wood and Dominic Monaghan gay together? (Frodo and Merry from Lord of the Rings)

Re: Are Elijah Wood and Dominic Monaghan gay together? (Frodo and Merry from Lord of the Rings) by I'M married to Elijah on 2004-05-15 21:09:40

I'm married to elijah and I am one of those x-files morphers so sometimes I'm a guy sometimes a girl. Whatever strikes his fancy. We got married in a courtyard Ian was justice of the peace and Dom and Billy howled like dogs urinated on each others legs and them humped each other. Sean Astin was reciting poetry while his children ran amok with chainsaws Viggo and Sean Bean (dressed of course as mr.Bean) was grooming each others hair while screaming and acting like monkeys. Liv Tyler was singing "Dude loooks like a lady" and Cate Blanchett was barfing in the limo.

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