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Re: 101 Reasons To keep-On Smoking by Mother Earth on 2004-05-15 21:21:50

Oh wait I have just thought of new reasons, number 27, 28, & 29 ejaculation volume reduced sperm count reduced and sperm are less able to penetrate the ovum now maybe you won't have to worry about getting women pregnant, 30 now you can have graves' disease HAPPY BIRTHDAY I know you have always wanted and over-active thyroid gland, 31 your immune system is impared now you won't have to live that long YAY,32 fertility is 30% less for smoking women I hope you weren't looking forward to actually birthing children, 32 you can now get over your stress but wait what about depression, 33now you can have nystagmus isn't it cool when your eyes look left when you want to look right, 34 ooh optic nueropathy isn't it great not being able to see what is right in front of you face, 35 you also have a 50% of getting posoriasis. So I hope you keep on smoking!

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Re: Re: 101 Reasons To keep-On Smoking by Ferrit on 2004-05-17 13:39:43  |  Reply to this
  Just pleased to see someone getting in the word 'ejaculation'. Even when talking about the gravest of matters, it makes me smile. And giggle like a child of four, wired up to an electric clown/'offender'. That jiggles and laughs and makes you want to scream Merde La Vache! I think...