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Re: 1001 pick-up lines that don't work by Megs on 2004-05-18 12:07:14

24. Do you work for the post office? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package. 25. I'm not the most attractive guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 26. Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy! (cheesy, I know!) 27. I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. 28. If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second. (How to get a great big slap after the lass works out what u mean!) 29. There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name. (Classic) 30. You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20. (TWISTED!) 31. You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise! 32. You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast. Hope these get you a bit further on your almighty quest to reach 1001!!!!! By the way, if anyone gets bored try my little joke pick-up thing and see if you can get it to work - make eye contact with a girl, then mime casting a fishing line and reeling her in! If it works then good on ya!!!

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