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Re: Re: Ears. by Kid on 2004-08-14 00:10:25

There was much danger for intruders in my house last night as I not only waited with a gun for ear-shooting, but also left a fork, prongs-up on the stairs - accidentally, I put it down talking to someone. Fortunately, I didn't shoot myself in the foot. Unfortunately, I did prong myself in said position. Now I just need a spoon-wound for a full cutlery set this week. I also thought, maybe the cat was the Zorro-esque intruder, but I asked it, and it said Meow. So I take that as a no.

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Re: Re: Re: Ears. by Horseman#5 on 2004-08-14 02:42:45  |  Reply to this

i havn't read that zorro DOESN'T say 'meow', so maybe you're right, and it was the cat. maybe zorro's like dracular, except he turns inot a cat, not a bat, maybe this whole thing is caused by a dyleksic dracular? Re: Re: Re: Re: Ears. by Kid on 2004-08-16 05:22:23  |  Reply to this   I like that - especially seeing as his life is primarily nocturnal which would give difficulty to his early reading life.... Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ears. by Horseman#5 on 2004-08-19 02:44:13  |  Reply to this   and would also account for his aversion to the aural senses. or would it.......? tell you what, before you shoot him, ask him to read off one of those sheets, where the letters get smaller as you go down, that should settle this argument once and for all! Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ears. by KC on 2005-10-03 03:59:40  |  Reply to this   haha u guys are nutters