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  Well, Some Dogs

10 December 1998


8:30 PM: Why do cans of Dr. Pepper have an expiration date on the bottom? I don't mean, "Why on the bottom?" I mean "Why at all?" Well, then, why didn't you just say that? Oh, get a job. I'm asking a question here. Are they trying to say that soda pop goes bad? Is it like milk, does it get lumpy and watery and stink so bad even dogs leave the room? I doubt it. Maybe it goes flat eventually. But the date's "AUG 99", that's not even a year. Poor can design if it can't hold its gas that long. Oh, and nice Y2K awareness there, Pepsi.

I'm off to see Saint Etienne tonight! In fact, I should have already left. And all of my CDs from Music Boulevard came yesterday! Oh, life's rich creamy texture. When are people going to realize what a twit Alvin Toffler is? OK, maybe twit is kind of harsh. He's so tremendously less than impressive, though. If you disagree, just think of me as jealous. It's probably true and it will give you comfort.

These Furbys are disturbing when you don't know they're around. More so, I mean.




Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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