27 August 1999
10:37 PM: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Blame Canada, Blame Canada!
I quit. I stop. No More. I'm sorry, Mr. & Mrs. Fellow Employees, but you just left your stools loose for too long.
This South Park sountrack is wonderful - except. Who are these hip hop dickheads? Did they ever see the movie? Do they know that they're on the soundtrack? Do they care? Or is it that they can only write the one "song", about being on the run cause you know i got my gun and other such mind-boggling rhymes, and so their wishes were beside the point? The saddest thing is, they don't even try to be funny.
I suppose you could do a Headstand O'Irony and say that they are on the soundtrack as blunt instruments of parody - look, we have crappy rap songs like a real movie! But it would be wrong.
Touched By An, Er... Dept." Hey, Suck fans! Guess who was in the office today for their fourth anniversary party? Yes, Polly Esther, Queen of Filler herself. Her head isn't at all big and flat and divan-shaped. She's kind of cute, really. Tim Cavanaugh, on the other hand, looks exactly like the drawings. Gusy are just easier, I guess.
This brief pittance will be the last entry for a while. While I'm on vacation with the Aussies and the freaks, Today will go into reruns. Enjoy.
Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.
All names are fake, most places are real, the author is definitely unreliable but it's all in good fun. Yep.
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