Wow, Everything's Glowing
14 December 1999
3:05 PM: Ummm, oh - uh oh, whoops.
3:55: Sorry. Being watched.
"Ha ha, isn't it funny, how you are sick, whilst I am well! Ha ha!" Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make behave like big assholes. It's true. Woke up this morning, freezing, coughing so hard it was making my stomach spasm. Then my throat was aching all morning, and now I have the general body soreness and the brain of cheese problem. Great.
Well, my long-delayed dentist appointment is tomorrow, maybe the mix of antihistamines and nitrous will be fun. I can't believe they got rid of Doyle to bring back Wesley. The worst continuing character they've ever had, no purpose but to be insufferably annoying. Maybe he'll get eaten. The old ladies who've been working at my precinct's polling place for at least two years were all gone today. Instead there were these confused and belligerent old guys, who were kind of doing everything they could to make you want to just give up and walk out instead of voting. Not that I'm suggesting anything. Of course not.
Oh and I finally, finally found a place to buy the new Hepburn CD - Maximusic. Really amazed me how difficult it was to find an Australian CD shop online. All the sites there pointed to CDNow, which just sent me in to the American version, bleah. Now, to see if Circus Oz Orchestra has released anything yet...
I should probably be eating something other than Cracker Jack, huh? Oh! wait. I had a Pig-a-Muffin this morning. So that's all right. Time for more drusg.
5:18: Damn, I know there was something I wanted to say here. Oh well. Oh! I remember. It was the "Sky Blue, Scientists Report" complaint, Why o Why are public chat boards always monopolized by the stupidest, most immature, and overall fucking clueless sort of moron? It does make one wonder about this whole democracy concept. These idiots are voting?
Not to mention that here we have yet another demonstration of the obsession of dumb misogynist homophobic young American males with anal sex, about which you can probably think of everything worth saying as well as I can.
Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.
All names are fake, most places are real, the author is definitely unreliable but it's all in good fun. Yep.
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