Ex-mass == Lightweight?
23 December 1999
4:23 PM: ...dum de dum....
Thumb-twiddling time here at Dot Com Land. Everyone's on their way out of town. "So where are you going? Oh, you have family here? No? Oh, poor little orphan! Here, have a cookie." They're so bourgeois. I haven't even really thought that much about Christmas, specifically. Like what will I do on the holiday itself. The bar is going to open late that night, so we're going to bring food & goodies in for the poor bartender. Guess that's about as much of a plan as I need.
Going to see Metamorphoses tonight - another Berkeley Rep production, but at the Zellerbach Playhouse this time, on account of the pool. Should be fun. Then home again, home again, jiggity-jig. I have nothing to read. Is there anything more boring than the blues? Hold that thought. Maybe I should just go buy a ham. Buy buy buy. It's America.
Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.
All names are fake, most places are real, the author is definitely unreliable but it's all in good fun. Yep.
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