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20 July 2000


6:29 PM: We have the filthiest urinals here that I have ever seen outside of a bus station. Not even urinals, urninal singular. It's not like it's a floor-level model that has cigarettes and other floor crap in it, either. It looks like it doesn't flush at all. But the thing that really creeps me out is - there are pubic hairs on it. The bottom of this thing is around my knees. What the hell is someone doing to or near this urinal that there are fucking pubic hairs floating down on to it? Is someone here so hairy that they just spring off his body like shrapnel upon exposure to the air?

It's gross. I thought I would share.




Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.

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