| PAPRIKA | 
     
      | Pleasing attempt. Please rate it - Kid's attempt. |  | (Not Kid. Honest. ) |  
 
 
  | JESSELYN | 
     
      | Just entering something sublime, everyone loves youthful NERDing. |  | (JohnnyG) |  
 
 
  | BRADAN | 
     
      | Big red apple drops above Newton. |  | (Wash! First NERD of the new era.) |  
 
 
  | YAMUTNYV | 
     
      | You aren't meaningful until they need your vote. |  | (1_badgurl) |  
 
 
  | EMCHNATA | 
     
      | Exclaiming "Merry Christmas" has never attracted those athiests. |  | (Athiest Russ) |  
 
 
  | CELMTCPT | 
     
      | Children excited lately, many thinking Christmas present thoughts. |  | (1_badgurl) |  
 
 
  | GUWESTWM | 
     
      | Getting Uranus wet, Earth spurts that wet mess. |  | (UranRuss) |  
      | Ghosts upchuck watching enraptured singles thrash while masturbating. |  | (Dr. Birddamage) |  
 
 
  | NROAGNU | 
     
      | Neptune rotates on axis, gravity nudges Uranus. |  | (UranRuss) |  
 
 
  | IOKFE | 
     
      | I often keynote "Fuck everything!" |  | (1_badgurl) |  
 
 
  | HAEHHL | 
     
      | Have another evil happening hopeless loser. |  | (Lucifer to Russ) |  
 
 
  | HAFCA | 
     
      | "Here's another fine conundrum, a$$hole!" |  | (Russ' fractured movie quotes) |  
 
 
  | ESOYTS | 
     
      | Everyone says one year's too short. |  | (Russ) |  
      | Exact science: ogling your tight shorts. |  | (Russ) |  
 
 
  | AUWFAEPO | 
     
      | All unemployed will feel an economic pinch obviously. |  | (dolphinfan) |  
      | Aaaagh! Uranus wanes! Fuckin' A! Everyone pull out!!! |  | (UranRuss) |  
 
 
  | TLNNWLE | 
     
      | Today's literature needs NERD WORM lite entries. |  | (Russ) |  
 
 
  | PEMUGSEH | 
     
      | People encourage me: Uranus got smaller, except here. |  | (UranRuss) |  
 
 
  | EESOTHL | 
     
      | Evolutionists entertain snails one time had limbs? |  | (dolphinfan) |  
      | Exorcise evil: several of those Halloween lanterns. |  | (Russ loves Halloween) |  
 
 
  | ETFSY | 
     
      | Emergency, Titanic's flooding....SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! (BZZZZT! - ETFY != ETFSY)
 |  | (dolphinfan) |  
 
 
  | ODOESOLA | 
     
      | On devastation: One earthquake = Sayonara ol' Los Angeles. |  | (Russ) |  
 
 
  | NCDANY | 
     
      | "No can do" attitude? Not you. |  | (Russ, motivational speaker) |  
      | Now counting decades and not years. |  | (Old Bag Z) |  
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