Whines & wishes, wishes & whines - they're the yin and yang, the Sonny & Cher, the Scylla & Charybdis, the old man and the sea, the rabbit and the briar patch, the beer and the glass, the carton and the grave.

• Our Clever Premise
• Making a Wish or Whining a Whine
• Taking Advantage of Others

Why We're Here And What We're Doing

Together, whining and wishing consume (scientific studies show) 93.74% of your life. More so on weekends. Think of how little life you have anyway. Get the picture?

Can't shun nature, though - can't fight who we are. Why don't we do it in the road? Do it here, do it now. It's like Missed Connections except more hightech, so it's even GEEKIER. Ye canna lose.

Watching It

You can read the wishes and whines of those who have come before. Maybe you'll find yourself nodding in rueful agreement. Maybe you'll be able to make someone's wish come true! Maybe you'll kill 5 minutes or so.

Doing It

To whine or wish, fill in this form and press the "Do It!"[(c)196x J Rubin ] button. If you want to get email, put your email address in the field for it. (Duh.) No one will be able to READ the address. They will just be responding to the author of the wish or the whine. So it's like secret and stuff. Except of course I know everything. But then, I did anyway.

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Starting Point

Questions? As if I would have answers...