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Re: Superman has limitless powers... or does he by Patrick Bateman on 2000-09-13 15:11:46

Superman would fly to all the oil refineries and suck up all the petrol, and then spit it out, bit by bit, into people's tanks (all done faster than a speeding bullet or course). He could then repeat the process with diesel or whatever. Obviously. He just doesn't WANT to - he's a big Labour supporter you know - that's why he wears his RED pants OVER his blue leotard.

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