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Superman has limitless powers... or does he by shlong on 2000-09-13 07:31:31

I was just pondering at work today.. as i was doing sod all, what, or who could solve the petrol crisis in the UK. Good old Tony (wanker of the year) seems amazingly reluctant to listen to the people who elected the tosser all those years ago, so we can safely count him out. The police don't have the power to do anything, the protesters don't have the power to do anything, and so that leaves us in a bit of a dead end situation. I then turned my attention to the one being who seems to be able to do anything... SUPERMAN!! But despite all supermans amazing powers, how do you think he would go about putting this situation back in order? I leave this discussion open.........

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Re: Superman has limitless powers... or does he by shlong on 2000-09-13 07:34:32  |  Reply to this
	My own personal opinion would be to zap Tony with that lazer thing that comes out of his finger ( the one he used so effectively against the aliens that came to take over earth ). I have no doubt that the death or crippling of the PM of Great Britain would in no doubt bring an end to the fuel situation. That is assuming.. Gordon Brown and John Presct were also in the firing line.

Re: Superman has limitless powers... or does he by [no name] on 2000-09-13 10:48:57  |  Reply to this

What laser thing that comes out of his finger?? (And which finger might that be?) I believe you are thinking of the Green Lantern. I would like to see Superman devote some resources to a practical use of cold fusion. I would also like to see him bully the Israelis into some peace concessions. Re: Re: Superman has limitless powers... or does he by shlong on 2000-09-14 03:40:29  |  Reply to this   He uses it in his ice palace thing when combating the aliens. The lazer emmitts from his first finger, I assume on both hands. The lazer can be absorbed and reflected by his native species. This is how superman managed to defeat the small smart one with the beard. A more cunning techniqu was used to defeat the big dumb one.

Re: Superman has limitless powers... or does he by tommie on 2000-09-13 10:49:35  |  Reply to this
	...and those are my comments above!

Re: Superman has limitless powers... or does he by Patrick Bateman on 2000-09-13 15:11:46  |  Reply to this
	Superman would fly to all the oil refineries and suck up all the petrol, and then spit it out, bit by bit, into people's tanks (all done faster than a speeding bullet or course). He could then repeat the process with diesel or whatever. Obviously. He just doesn't WANT to - he's a big Labour supporter you know - that's why he wears his RED pants OVER his blue leotard.

Re: Superman has limitless powers... or does he by Amelia on 2000-09-13 20:11:01  |  Reply to this
	What makes you think that Superman supports the use of private automobiles? I think he wants you all to Think Very Hard about the situation and make a firmer commitment to the use of Public Transit. Or get one of those flashy little Razor scooters.

Re: Superman has limitless powers... or does he by Kid Loco on 2000-09-14 02:51:22  |  Reply to this

No, Superman could do nothing. Everyone knows Tony Blair has a ready stash of krypton for just such situations. My money's on Mighty Mouse.... Re: Re: Superman has limitless powers... or does he by shlong on 2000-09-14 03:37:35  |  Reply to this   He would have to go solo then as i feel Pinfold will crumble due to all the public interest. He never was a great public speaker. Re: Re: Re: Superman has limitless powers... or does he by Kid Loco on 2000-09-14 06:58:02  |  Reply to this   No, Pinfold (Penfold? Whichever....) was the behind the scenes guy. He was in Dangermouse too, not Mighty Mouse anyway, Pinfold was to Dangermouse as Alfred was to Batman. And Batman would see to the country in no time, and then he would be free, to go and be on Oprah last week. Re: Re: Re: Re: Superman has limitless powers... or does he by SHLONG on 2000-09-14 07:22:36  |  Reply to this   I actually think Austin 'Danger' Powers would be much more effective at solving the problem. His conquest would be inhibitted by the fact that he would not be able to use the Shaguar as a means of transport ( only Mr.Prescott is allowed to used such automobiles ), but i am in no boubt he would be victorious. Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Superman has limitless powers... or does he by [no name] on 2000-09-14 16:10:44  |  Reply to this   Yeah, Baby, Yeah! Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Superman has limitless powers... or does he by Kid Loco on 2000-09-14 16:11:52  |  Reply to this   Grrrrr, baby! Very Grrrr! Re: Re: Re: Re: Superman has limitless powers... or does he by Amelia on 2000-09-14 12:50:37  |  Reply to this   Well duh on Batman. I never noticed a nuclear reactor on the Batmobile. He is just as dependent on fossil fuels as the rest of you pathetic whiners. Superman has his own power source, but Batman is really just a man with a lot of gadgets. He needs power more than anyone. Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Superman has limitless powers... or does he by Kid Loco on 2000-09-14 16:14:28  |  Reply to this   Ah, but the Batmobile was only used for emergencies (like once a week) not for buying milk or any of that shenanigan...... apologies again for my HTML testing, but this should be my own hand-writing...... Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Superman has limitless powers... or does he by Kid Loco on 2000-09-14 16:15:02  |  Reply to this   Dammit, Me!