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Re: A Million Monkeys by APM on 2000-10-20 11:34:40

"One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week, the teacher said, 'Class, I want you to write a report using your notes. So I wrote a paper that said, 'Hello! My name is Bingo! I like to climb on things! Can I have a banana? Eek eek!' I got a F! When I told my mom about it, she said, 'I told you, never trust a monkey!' The end." - Brak, from Space Ghost

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