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Am i annoyed? Your votes please by Ringo * on 2001-11-13 11:33:52

Here the story starts. There i am, hoping for a good Jui-Jitsu training session (which was actually quite good!). I park JUGS (My car for those who don't know me) in the so-called secure university car park. I come out after a knackering two hours of kicking punching and horribly painful arm locks, to find, wait for it, a window smashed and all the others wound down. Now, i wouldn't have minded so much if 1. This hadent happended only 4 months ago & 2. i had only had it back from the garage for three hours. I ring the security people at uni who say "oh well, best ring the police because we can't do anything because although we have security cameras, we can never be arsed to move them so we won't have captured anything" ARSES!!! So i ring the police who say they will ring me back. Now i didn't mind this but it was 10.15pm and damn cold when you're just stood. I wait til 11.00pm and yes u guessed it, no phone call. So i ring again, they didn't have a clue what i was on about, so i gave all the details again, to a moron on the phone who thinks i have a 200 capacity car park outside my house (i might explain that one day, but surfice to say,she didn't seem to understand that i was at uni and NOT at home). Finally she tells me no police would be coming out despite a perfectly nice handprint about the size of my ass. So i get home, i get another call from the police asking where i was, yes u guessed they did send someone.

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Re: Am i annoyed? Your votes please Part 2 by Ringo * on 2001-11-13 11:37:36  |  Reply to this
  I didn't finish last time, but thought you'd all get bored so i thought i'd finish it off. I then had to go to a police station at midnight to get prints taken, but apparently there is only one finger print officer for Leeds and he is reserved for murders! So i had to book it in for this morning. Guess what they didn't turn up! So now, not only am without car for the 5th day running, i'm knackered, got tons of work to do, have lost faith in the crap poiceing in this country and my so-called univeristy security. Oh yeh, and they took my friends mobile phone as-well. There's my grumble of the week. On my leaving note, I HATE BLOODY CAR THIEVES!!!!
Re: Am i annoyed? Your votes please by Kid. on 2001-11-13 16:27:33  |  Reply to this
  Man, and to think only yesterday you were happy as Larry. Seems a bit odd, but a true indication of the incompetence you can come to expect from any British service. Screw them.
Re: Am i annoyed? Your votes please by Wash! on 2001-11-14 03:44:30  |  Reply to this
  The bastards put you under arrest for walking over cars, and what do they do when someone smashes a window, unwinds the other three, leaves an assprint on the car, and steal someones mobile??? FUCK ALL!
Re: Am i annoyed? Your votes please by Ringo* on 2001-11-14 11:27:34  |  Reply to this
  A little update, not only coould the police not come to my aid on the night in question, they tell me they would be coming to investigate the car yesterday but no they come today instead, after i've had the car repaired and washed. Since when does "there will be somone coming to see you tommorow" become there will be someone coming in a few days.........maybe!
Re: Am i annoyed? Your votes please by d.- on 2001-11-14 11:48:57  |  Reply to this
  welly well-well! On a scale of one-to-a-bahzillion I'd say that you are very well to be annoyed to the nth degree of bahzillion! Bloody hell mate! Did they STEAL anything? Leave beer cans in the car (leaving none for you?) Take the radio/CD player (if applicable)? Or was the just totally malicious??!! I BLAME THE TERRORISTS!!
Re: Am i annoyed? Your votes please by Ringo * on 2001-11-14 14:13:17  |  Reply to this
  they didn't take much THIS time, just one of my friends cell phones. No biggy really. 4 months ago, they stole my CD/Radio, but this lot decided they didn't want it. At least thats something i guess.
Re: Am i annoyed? Your votes please by tommie on 2001-11-14 17:52:56  |  Reply to this
  Canada?
Re: Am i annoyed? Your votes please by Kid. on 2001-11-15 03:55:21  |  Reply to this
  They might just not have known where it was; you are cunning in its location - sounds like it paid off this time....
Re: Am i annoyed? Your votes please by Wash! on 2001-11-15 03:59:10  |  Reply to this
  CELL PHONE???? What, are you america??? Keep your roots, son! Mobile Phone!
Re: Am i annoyed? Your votes please by Ringo* on 2001-11-15 05:09:04  |  Reply to this
  In my state of anger/annoyance, i think i can call my mobile/cell phone whatever the hell i like :) Anyway Wash! me old matey, what u been upto, no more recent car incidents yourself?
Re: Am i annoyed? Your votes please by Wash! on 2001-11-15 05:14:09  |  Reply to this
  Barfed some zuchini on the trunk of a car parked on the sidewalk last night. Apart from that, Ive been rather sensible, and English. However, big party tonigh chez moi, so we'll see!
Re: Re: Am i annoyed? Your votes please by tommie on 2001-11-15 05:20:06  |  Reply to this
  What does being "English" mean?
Re: Re: Re: Am i annoyed? Your votes please by Wash on 2001-11-16 10:11:11  |  Reply to this
  Being english would refer to vomitting some courgettes on the boot of a car parked on the pavement last night, as opposed to Ringos americanisms.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Am i annoyed? Your votes please by Kid. on 2001-11-16 11:36:21  |  Reply to this
  Surely one would orally excrete a small variety of marrow upon the rear end of an automobile, old chap?