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UN SAC DE DEBILLES by Wash! on 2002-01-24 06:55:59

The worst pub visit in my life: I walk in a pub in London with my bird, only for some guy to shout HELLO over the pub. I ignore him, and think he's a drunk freak. When i sit down, having taken off my coat, the guy is standing there, looking at me. I begin to think he is a waiter, and so tell him I want just a few minutes. On viewing him closer, i realise its one of my French friends from Uni with new hair! Boy did I feel like a Sac de Debilles?! He invited us both over to join him and his old irish friend for a drink. I bought a couple of cokes, one for me one for my bird, and sadly drew the short straw, as mine was the one with the cockroach in it. Bitchin'! Wasn't too impressed, but was thankful it was my coke and not the bird's! I've a feeling she'd have been barfing throughout the day. I got my money back, but didn't keep the cockroach. I'm thinking of writing to the comany to complain, get free stuff etc. I beleive coke and cockroach is an illegal drink in England. Could make thousands legally. Not going to though, but some free vouchers would do me nicely. Not at the same branch though. Anyway, for all your future references, do not go to the Rat & Parrot, London Victoria. I can't complain at my inability to recognise a reasonably good mate, (not good enough that i wasn't hugely embarassed at not knowing who he was). I can call it my worst pub experience for a while though due to the roach of cockness which nearly took a journey through my inards and out my outards. Pleasant though, no? Stay away from the shit hole though And remember the name: Rat & Parrot... in your drink!!!

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Re: UN SAC DE DEBILLES by Wash! on 2002-01-24 06:58:47  |  Reply to this
  I'd like to add, for Kid Ringo Skiddy & GOAU (where are you, GOAU & Skiddy?) that i love the R&P in Hudds, and won't stop going there :-) A bientot, gamin!
Jew-seph Joffo by Kid on 2002-01-24 09:25:02  |  Reply to this
  Free insect with every 2 purchases! Nice! Think of it this way.

If you'd have shouted at the barman you wouldn't've got your money back, and that, that, that would have been a trav. Complete trav.

is Nash.

Re: UN SAC DE DEBILLES by Skiddy on 2002-01-25 05:44:37  |  Reply to this
  Dude, do you realize if you had drunk that nuclear winter escaping bad boy, then you would have literally sucked cock(roach)!! Sorry haven't been around for a while, have been a little busy and only been able to get onto PdC to read rather than than reply. Skiddy strikes again with the slightly older women as I've started seeing a FIT 4-year student studying to be a primary school teacher. Man, she is CUTE. Anyway, give uz a call, you beeatch. Kid, keep on doing what you do but remember never let the sun set on tomorrow before the sun rises today.
Re: Re: UN SAC DE DEBILLES by Ringo on 2002-01-25 10:36:01  |  Reply to this
  Well here i am talking from cambridge, not pissed yet but i'm getting there. Skiddy, nice to know that you've met somebody else, i'll speak to u soon mate. Kid, WaSH & GAOU, i'll speak to u soon, aND I EXPECT At least a couple of u to be aT MY 21ST IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS!!! Alexa will be calling you in the near future, anyway, i'll speak to u all soon. Ringo
Re: Re: Re: UN SAC DE DEBILLES by Ringo on 2002-01-26 16:54:33  |  Reply to this
  Really, what the hell was i doing with those capitals???? Ahh the obliviance of alcohol induced stuper, anyway, fun was had all round!