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Come Get Your Free Corn. by Kid. on 2002-03-04 02:42:27

Rumours abound I've been living in farmer country too long.
They are, as yet, unconfirmed.
Where is everyone? And what are you all doing for my birthday on Friday. Celebrate wisely.

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Re: Come Get Your Free Corn. by misty peaks on 2002-03-04 12:16:10  |  Reply to this
	Thank God! Kid is no longer a Kid! And, for that matter, no loner a teenager! Molest freely everyone!

Re: Come Get Your Free Corn. by misty peaks on 2002-03-04 12:16:33  |  Reply to this
	Thank God! Kid is no longer a Kid! And, for that matter, no longer a teenager! Molest freely everyone!

Re: Come Get Your Free Corn. by --rac-hel-- on 2002-03-05 06:12:28  |  Reply to this
	and how old ARE you now kid? (: o yes-- and I'll be sure to get wasted just for you(:

Re: Come Get Your Free Corn. by Kid. on 2002-03-05 08:37:22  |  Reply to this

I will be twenty, and intend to celebrate such an event with a round of pitch-and-putt and a box-social. Lovely. Re: Re: Come Get Your Free Corn. by pia on 2002-03-05 12:11:01  |  Reply to this   -- and pray tell kind Sir, just what are these British antics? Please describe for your less informed American friends. Thanx! GLOSSARY. by Kid. on 2002-03-05 16:10:32  |  Reply to this   Pitch-and-putt A small version of golf, where the holes are only 50-100 metres from the tee, and you are given only a pitching wedge and a putter, hence the name. It is quite a leisurely sport and works wonderfully well in the sun; walk and play, walk and play. See? Box-social A term our group has come to associate with a type of party. I describe it a dinner party without the dinner. So things are a little refined, music is quiet, and conversation is free-flowing. It is less raucous than a Hootenanny but moreso than a...tea party Re: Re: Re: Come Get Your Free Corn. by lost prophet on 2002-03-06 10:32:30  |  Reply to this   less informed amercians?? sounds about rite 2 me Re: Re: Re: Re: Come Get Your Free Corn. by zia on 2002-03-07 11:47:40  |  Reply to this   pish tosh! you limp-wristed, albino panty-waist! Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Come Get Your Free Corn. by lp on 2002-07-31 12:30:14  |  Reply to this   Whatever. I stand by my statement Re: Re: Re: Re: Come Get Your Free Corn. by Kid on 2002-03-07 12:41:00  |  Reply to this   You tell him, girl!

Re: Come Get Your Free Corn. by Isandhlwana on 2002-05-09 15:50:19  |  Reply to this
	OKAY OKAY, So I still owe you [an unspecified amount of] corn. I promise I'll pay up, only please don't come round with the jump leads and the bucket of frogs again!! Oh, and PLEASE get some more credit on your sodding phone.

Re: Come Get Your Free Corn. by Isandhlwana on 2002-05-09 15:50:33  |  Reply to this
	OKAY OKAY, So I still owe you [an unspecified amount of] corn. I promise I'll pay up, only please don't come round with the jump leads and the bucket of frogs again!! Oh, and PLEASE get some more credit on your sodding 'phone.

Re: Come Get Your Free Corn. by Kid. on 2002-05-10 00:38:52  |  Reply to this

Oh, alright, you twisted my arm. Re: Re: Come Get Your Free Corn. by shlong on 2002-05-11 05:37:03  |  Reply to this   I forgot your birthday was the same day as mine (I think). Weird no longer being a teenager, even more weird knowing the big 21 is next!!! BTW, who is Isandhlwana? I kinda been out of things for a while and need bring up to speed. Re: Re: Re: Come Get Your Free Corn. by Kid on 2002-05-12 15:59:23  |  Reply to this   Well, if I told you I know who they are, but I'm not telling - that's all you need to know. There's a song in there somewhere.

Re: Come Get Your Free Corn. by Wash! on 2002-05-11 08:56:37  |  Reply to this
	Yeah... WHO ARE YOU!!!!!!!??? I may have met you. I may have not. Either way, please, do the decent thing and give Kid his corn. Please.

Re: Come Get Your Free Corn. by Isandhlwana on 2002-07-27 14:16:04  |  Reply to this

Hey, Wash!! Yes, ideedie I may have met you, if your one of Kid's cronies from the wilds of Yorkshire, but let's face it, you are being a little vague yourself, on the "my identity" front. Oh, and I still owe Kid the corn. Big C. PS: sorry it took me so long to reply, only, uh, I have a life. Re: Re: Come Get Your Free Corn. by Wash! on 2002-07-30 02:19:50  |  Reply to this   I know who you are. I know where you live. I know you have extra supplies of corn. Be afraid.

Re: Come Get Your Free Corn. by Isandhlwana on 2002-07-27 14:16:59  |  Reply to this

Hey, Wash!! Sorry - that sounded a little too harsh. Actually I'm a really nice guy. Honest. Re: Re: Come Get Your Free Corn. by Kid. on 2002-07-28 09:52:36  |  Reply to this   Screw really nice guy! I go to Stafford in the morning, come back waiting to hear from my sister - then get called a cunt for not calling you! I meant to, but my mum wanted the phone kept free. I'll do it right now, though!