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Tulare by Amelia on 2002-11-04 17:07:00

There had to be something between Fresno and Bakersfield, and I'd rather it be Tulare than me.

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Re: Tulare by CuriousMinds on 2002-11-05 07:18:31  |  Reply to this
  My god...I can't believe this. Someone knows where Tulare is...and you know how horrible of a place it is. You're not from there are you?
Re: Re: Tulare by tommie on 2002-11-05 09:16:47  |  Reply to this
  Well, I've never been to Tulare, and I'm developing some gratitude that such is the case. Apparently I should keep it that way. What is so bad about this place of places?
Re: Re: Re: Tulare by CuriousMinds on 2002-11-05 09:36:40  |  Reply to this
  Tulare could be best described as Hell; and Hell, according to Dante, is like a great inverted cone, a dagger that pierces through the center of the Earth. Over the gates to the underworld are inscribed the words "All hope abandon, ye who enter in!" Trust me, out of those that have lived in Tulare very few ever leave. I count myself as lucky.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Tulare by tommie on 2002-11-05 14:33:32  |  Reply to this
  So where did you go?
Re: Re: Tulare by Amelia on 2002-11-05 17:44:21  |  Reply to this
  I am not from there, I am from a different grim, outlying part of California. Since that is where I met Tater (making high school nearly tolerable), I won't divulge the name of the burg. I'll only point out that we also fled within weeks of graduation.
Re: Re: Re: Tulare by CuriousMinds on 2002-11-06 10:32:39  |  Reply to this
  Ah...I don't blame you. I moved to Santa Cruz...well, at least a town very close to Santa Cruz. Nothing could have kept me there.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Tulare by lost prophet on 2002-11-07 12:57:07  |  Reply to this
  Santa Cruz? As in the home of o'neill? Cool