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Who is Shlong? by CuriousMinds on 2002-10-31 10:32:08

Does anyone know who the Shlong name belongs to? I saw a post and I'm now curious.

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Re: Who is Shlong? by Curious Minds on 2002-10-31 10:37:12  |  Reply to this
  And...Who is Kid?
Re: Re: Who is Shlong? by lost prophet on 2002-10-31 13:54:14  |  Reply to this
  ....and who is Curious Minds? Who is Tommie?....Who am I?...... This could go on for ever, I don't know anybody from this site in the real world, does anybody?
Re: Re: Re: Who is Shlong? by Kid. on 2002-10-31 15:08:58  |  Reply to this
  Yes, Shlong, Wash and I were in fact together when we first visited PdC. Now, though, we're spread about the country. Shlong works, living in the same town as before, I study in wonderful Norwich (look it up, it rules) and Wash is now in France, hence his lack of correspondence.

I don't know anyone else, though.

I say that, there are occasional visitors who I know in redal life. Who is lost prophet?
Re: Re: Re: Re: Who is Shlong? by CuriousMinds on 2002-11-01 08:28:58  |  Reply to this
  Alright...well I don't think I know you two then. I just happened to run across an old post with my name in it and so it just made me wonder if you were someone I know. I really doubt it though...no one knows where Tulare is?!? hahaha
Re: Re: Re: Re: Who is Shlong? by lost prophet on 2002-11-01 10:36:08  |  Reply to this
  lost prophet is a bored 16 year old who visits Potato when there is nobody to talk to on MSN. and I doubt anybody has heard of Park Langley. Well it is near Croydon if that is any help.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Who is Shlong? by Hugh J. on 2002-11-03 17:29:28  |  Reply to this
  PdC = Playa del Carmen?

Re: Re: Re: Who is Shlong? by Amelia on 2002-11-04 02:54:12  |  Reply to this
  I thought Schlong was the inspiration for that Sisqo hit song. Back on topic, I am all too familiar with Tulare, and in real life I know Tater and Tommie (and Dot, but she does not post much). Another poster of yore, PinkyStinky, frequented a board I hang out on a lot. Those British boy-toys are another clique altogether, though. Such is the magic of the Internet.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Who is Shlong? by Wash! on 2002-11-04 05:12:19  |  Reply to this
  Hey people, glad Im not forgotten! British boy-toys, eh? Hope thats a term of endearment. I didnt realise you knew Tater and Tommie in the real world? The internet IS magic, innit! Miss ya, Kid, write me more emails! Been to Bordeaux and Paris this week, but thats a different topic really though.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Who is Shlong? by tommie on 2002-11-04 13:37:59  |  Reply to this
  Yes, Amelia and I met right here in Taterland a few years ago. Since then she, the California-girl-living-in-the-Big-Apple and I, the Alabama-born-and-raised-boy, have had a few visits!
Re: Re: Re: Re: Who is Shlong? by CuriousMinds on 2002-11-04 08:40:06  |  Reply to this
  You're familiar with Tulare?!? Tulare, California?!? Get the F**K out of here!
Tulare by Amelia on 2002-11-04 17:07:00  |  Reply to this
  There had to be something between Fresno and Bakersfield, and I'd rather it be Tulare than me.
Re: Tulare by CuriousMinds on 2002-11-05 07:18:31  |  Reply to this
  My god...I can't believe this. Someone knows where Tulare is...and you know how horrible of a place it is. You're not from there are you?
Re: Re: Tulare by tommie on 2002-11-05 09:16:47  |  Reply to this
  Well, I've never been to Tulare, and I'm developing some gratitude that such is the case. Apparently I should keep it that way. What is so bad about this place of places?
Re: Re: Re: Tulare by CuriousMinds on 2002-11-05 09:36:40  |  Reply to this
  Tulare could be best described as Hell; and Hell, according to Dante, is like a great inverted cone, a dagger that pierces through the center of the Earth. Over the gates to the underworld are inscribed the words "All hope abandon, ye who enter in!" Trust me, out of those that have lived in Tulare very few ever leave. I count myself as lucky.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Tulare by tommie on 2002-11-05 14:33:32  |  Reply to this
  So where did you go?
Re: Re: Tulare by Amelia on 2002-11-05 17:44:21  |  Reply to this
  I am not from there, I am from a different grim, outlying part of California. Since that is where I met Tater (making high school nearly tolerable), I won't divulge the name of the burg. I'll only point out that we also fled within weeks of graduation.
Re: Re: Re: Tulare by CuriousMinds on 2002-11-06 10:32:39  |  Reply to this
  Ah...I don't blame you. I moved to Santa Cruz...well, at least a town very close to Santa Cruz. Nothing could have kept me there.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Tulare by lost prophet on 2002-11-07 12:57:07  |  Reply to this
  Santa Cruz? As in the home of o'neill? Cool
Re: Re: Re: Re: Who is Shlong? by tommie on 2002-11-04 13:42:16  |  Reply to this
  Maybe if enough of us hang here regularly enough, we should all meet. "The San Francisco Haj!" I'll bet Tater would let us all stay with him.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Who is Shlong? by Kid on 2002-11-04 15:58:55  |  Reply to this
  That sounds a uniquely wonderful idea, yet still you get that feeling that someone would comfound the expectation. I know you would all be surprised to see Wash has wheels instead of feet....

Nah, just kidding.

You knew already.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Who is Shlong? by Wash! on 2002-11-06 03:18:45  |  Reply to this
  Hey you, keep my wheel-shaped-ferlangical-foot-pieces to yourself. At least my stomach doesnt double as an eastern european cement mixer: stand up, Kid!
Re: Who is Shlong? by mountainvillageman on 2003-10-19 00:14:51  |  Reply to this
  no words declare this one. living for calm water in life. going to be a real part of life. only god knows the rest. the pink colors are light in the midst of golden love.
Re: Who is Shlong? by Kid on 2003-10-19 01:57:12  |  Reply to this
  I don't know who or why this topic was brought back to the top, but I'm really glad. Its awesome, man. Best topic I've read in an age. And yes, Wash, I should e-mail you more often, but not as often as I should phone Skiddy. Trousse. (Oh wait, that's not it...TschÜss, that's the one).
Re: Who is Shlong? by Wash! on 2003-10-20 08:09:50  |  Reply to this
  I was confused when you spouted out "Pencil case" in french on my arse. Im glad you found the umlaut, makes a lot more sense now. Talking of Umlauts, Tobby's coming in a few weeks. More on that later. And yes, you should email me more often, but at least we have PDC and Diary. And yes, both you AND me should phone Skiddy more often. Ive managed to do so once since being here. Im getting my land line in this week though, hopefully, so... speak soon!