| TABRHPIT |
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That alien bar rarely has people in there.
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(Russ [watching Star Wars tonight])
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Then Adam brought Rachel home. Polygamist in trouble.
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(Russ)
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There's another beer right here pal. It's tasty.
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(Brock)
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| OAOENL |
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Over and over, everyone needs love!
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(tommie; ex-hippie)
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| RENNNDGL |
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Republicans eat * num num num * democrat's gastro-intestinal leftovers....
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(Abrockalypse now...)
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| NPFTARM |
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Never put flame to a rubberband, man!
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(Russ)
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Now people from Texas are really macho.
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(Russ)
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" No people fer tha army..." Rumsfeld moaned.
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(Lt. Gen. Srgt. Col. Skipper Brock reporting for cookies.)
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| EIACEGA |
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Excited? I am! Christmas eventually goes away!
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(tommie)
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English in America? Certainly English gone awry.
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(Russ blms txt msgng)
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Everyone in America can enjoy George's absense....
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(Brock, You know the one...)
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Everywhere I am, chicks evacuate (go away).
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(Russ [might be that 'women suck' shirt I wear])
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Eating it all can encourage gastronomical accidents...
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(Brock)
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| ONHNN |
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Onion & narwhal hamburgers!? * num num *
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(Brock)
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Often, Nerds have notable Ntries
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(puckeroo)
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Oh no, he's not nice.
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(Russ' reputation)
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On normal holidays, nerds NERD-lite...
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(Brock anticipates a wormnerding x-mas...)
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| FRIOO |
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Fucking right, I'm Ozzy Osbourne
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(Russ)
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Finding reality is overly overrated.
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(Russ [gimme the blue pill])
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| PDERO |
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Poo-Chi didn't ever roll over.
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(Russ wants his money back)
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Pontificating desperados enjoy relaxing overtures…
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(Brock, comes to his senses...)
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| DNLTQ |
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Do not let them quit.
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(Russ)
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Don’t negotiate; let them quiver.
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(Broc-Qaeda)
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Deanna never lied to Q.
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(Russ)
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| NLRNIC |
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Next life: Russ' new & improved clone.
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(Russ #6)
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| IIOSDAI |
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I'm insane, or say doctors and inmates.
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(Russ [@$#%^])
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Internet's intense on Saturdays dude... artificially intelligent.
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(Brock catches a gnarly wave.)
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| IIDGCO |
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Incidentally, I did go crazy once.
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(Russ)
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If I'm dead, get coroner's opinion.
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(Russ)
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Immorality is devastating; God can overcome.
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(Puckeroo)
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Intermittent internment - Detain Guantanamo "campers" often.
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(Puckeroo)
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If I do good, call Oprah.
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(Brock is trying to write a book.)
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| OUEUC |
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On Uranus, everyone uses condoms!
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(no name!)
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Often, unicorns eat unicorn-on-the- cob.
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(Brock lies, cheats & steals.)
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Open umbrella: Enjoy umbrella coverage.
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(Brock)
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| NSTODH |
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Now stand there. Or don't. Huh?
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(Russ [where'd'ja go?])
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| IEOHL |
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In every option, happiness lies.
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(Miss Murderr. [[Happy Thxgivinggg]])
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Internet Explorer offers hard locks.
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(Russ [waiting for my Mozilla kickback])
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I'm excited! One Holiday left.
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(Russ)
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| AMTAD |
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Ask me, tommie's awesome, dude!
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(Russ [can ya loan me five bucks?])
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| TNNRR |
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The news: Not really reality.
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(Russ)
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The Nashville Network: Redneck Redux
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(Brockneck)
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| ETORUIHD |
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Eating turkey? Oh really! Unfortunately it's Holiday dinner.
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(Russ [having Field Roast this year])
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Eat This! ordered Russ, underlining internet hijinx digitally....
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(Brock complies with 29lb Michigan Turkey.)
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| SSDEAY |
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Saturday & Sunday do end abruptly, yeah?
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(Brock)
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Some say 365 days equals a year.
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(Russ disagrees)
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