| IHALMS |
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I had a little muscle spasm.
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(Russ [sorry])
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I heard a lie most sensational.
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(frodo)
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"I healed a leper," Messiah said.
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(dolphinfan)
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I'm horny and later masturbating self.
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(1_badgurl)
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| AOSFRUER |
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As Ozzy said, "Fuckin' right! Um... er... right?"
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(Russ' Metalphors)
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Aesop offers sensible fables, readers understand examples rendered.
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(dolphinfan)
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| URAAACAO |
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Uranus rotates around and a crack appears! Oops!
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(UranRuss)
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Using rubbers avoids accidents and curtails AIDS outbreaks.
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(dolphinfan)
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cRHEWMOqUjDvH
(BZZZZT! - C != URAAACAO)
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(oquplste)
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| OKFOE |
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Obviously, killers feel odd emotions.
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(Flu'Z)
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Obama keeps facing obstacles everyday.
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(f)
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One kissing fannies obtains employment.
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(1_badgurl)
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| EONEHNE |
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Enteries of "Nerds" extremely hampered, numerous Eeeees!
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(dolphinfan)
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Enjoy one nerd everyone; here, now, enjoy:
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(Brock (is rusty)
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| FOOSAHAT |
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Foghat often offered songs applying harmonic aim tunefully.
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(JohnnyG)
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VbiyEhrPURjv
(BZZZZT! - V != FOOSAHAT)
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(TEwtPtoGPtDEGEFbwG)
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Friends of old sat and had a talk.
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(Russ)
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Foot obsession: One's sexually aroused handling arched tootsies.
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(dolphinfan)
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| PAEAAE |
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Please ask everyone about an enema.
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(Russ ['cause I'm only bringing the bag if it's gonna get used])
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Physcians admonish eating an apple everyday.
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(dolphinfan)
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| ANVDAAJ |
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Addiction's new venue: Dieties Anonymous. Add Jesus.
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(Russ)
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Anyone notice Valentines Day's always about jewelry?
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(1_badgurl)
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Added neon violet dye appalls Andrew Jackson.
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(frodo)
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| TRGRHINI |
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The rich get richer, however I'm not included.
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(dolphinfan)
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Toughest rejection; get romantic, husband not interested.
(BZZZZT! - TRGRHNI != TRGRHINI)
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(1_badgurl)
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Toughest rejection; get romantic, husband is not interested.
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(1_badgurl)
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