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Re: Re: Re: Who is Shlong? by Amelia on 2002-11-04 02:54:12

I thought Schlong was the inspiration for that Sisqo hit song. Back on topic, I am all too familiar with Tulare, and in real life I know Tater and Tommie (and Dot, but she does not post much). Another poster of yore, PinkyStinky, frequented a board I hang out on a lot. Those British boy-toys are another clique altogether, though. Such is the magic of the Internet.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Who is Shlong? by Wash! on 2002-11-04 05:12:19  |  Reply to this
  Hey people, glad Im not forgotten! British boy-toys, eh? Hope thats a term of endearment. I didnt realise you knew Tater and Tommie in the real world? The internet IS magic, innit! Miss ya, Kid, write me more emails! Been to Bordeaux and Paris this week, but thats a different topic really though.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Who is Shlong? by tommie on 2002-11-04 13:37:59  |  Reply to this
  Yes, Amelia and I met right here in Taterland a few years ago. Since then she, the California-girl-living-in-the-Big-Apple and I, the Alabama-born-and-raised-boy, have had a few visits!
Re: Re: Re: Re: Who is Shlong? by CuriousMinds on 2002-11-04 08:40:06  |  Reply to this
  You're familiar with Tulare?!? Tulare, California?!? Get the F**K out of here!
Tulare by Amelia on 2002-11-04 17:07:00  |  Reply to this
  There had to be something between Fresno and Bakersfield, and I'd rather it be Tulare than me.
Re: Tulare by CuriousMinds on 2002-11-05 07:18:31  |  Reply to this
  My god...I can't believe this. Someone knows where Tulare is...and you know how horrible of a place it is. You're not from there are you?
Re: Re: Tulare by tommie on 2002-11-05 09:16:47  |  Reply to this
  Well, I've never been to Tulare, and I'm developing some gratitude that such is the case. Apparently I should keep it that way. What is so bad about this place of places?
Re: Re: Re: Tulare by CuriousMinds on 2002-11-05 09:36:40  |  Reply to this
  Tulare could be best described as Hell; and Hell, according to Dante, is like a great inverted cone, a dagger that pierces through the center of the Earth. Over the gates to the underworld are inscribed the words "All hope abandon, ye who enter in!" Trust me, out of those that have lived in Tulare very few ever leave. I count myself as lucky.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Tulare by tommie on 2002-11-05 14:33:32  |  Reply to this
  So where did you go?
Re: Re: Tulare by Amelia on 2002-11-05 17:44:21  |  Reply to this
  I am not from there, I am from a different grim, outlying part of California. Since that is where I met Tater (making high school nearly tolerable), I won't divulge the name of the burg. I'll only point out that we also fled within weeks of graduation.
Re: Re: Re: Tulare by CuriousMinds on 2002-11-06 10:32:39  |  Reply to this
  Ah...I don't blame you. I moved to Santa Cruz...well, at least a town very close to Santa Cruz. Nothing could have kept me there.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Tulare by lost prophet on 2002-11-07 12:57:07  |  Reply to this
  Santa Cruz? As in the home of o'neill? Cool
Re: Re: Re: Re: Who is Shlong? by tommie on 2002-11-04 13:42:16  |  Reply to this
  Maybe if enough of us hang here regularly enough, we should all meet. "The San Francisco Haj!" I'll bet Tater would let us all stay with him.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Who is Shlong? by Kid on 2002-11-04 15:58:55  |  Reply to this
  That sounds a uniquely wonderful idea, yet still you get that feeling that someone would comfound the expectation. I know you would all be surprised to see Wash has wheels instead of feet....

Nah, just kidding.

You knew already.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Who is Shlong? by Wash! on 2002-11-06 03:18:45  |  Reply to this
  Hey you, keep my wheel-shaped-ferlangical-foot-pieces to yourself. At least my stomach doesnt double as an eastern european cement mixer: stand up, Kid!