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Go Bananas! by Kid, on 2003-02-06 16:48:29
Does anyone know if banana skins ARE the slippiest natural thing on earth, or is that an oft perpetuated urban myth? And while I'm on the bendy yellow badboys, does anyone have the genetic knowledge to stop them dying out (10 years they say! No!) so generations to come can laugh at the purest joke of them all?
Save for that...enjoy your fruits and your days!
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| Re: Go Bananas! by Wash! on 2003-02-07 04:56:28 | Reply to this | |
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I have a friend at uni who did actually slip on a banana skin, accidentally, and he said it was really really slippy. I mean, its no 'ice' in my opinion, but it sure does glisse. I was only talking about their very slippiness yesterday in fact, so i was quite surprised to read your comment. I was threatening someone, and told them that if they didnt do whatver they were supposed to be doing, id come over to Canterbury, strategically place a banana skin outside his door, and wait til the morning. Then when he came out of his room, he'd have dog shit all over his foot. I bought 'nanas for the first time in my shopping-for-myself life yesterday, half thinking 'I want a chocolate banana and marshmallow crêpe', but half thinking 'I want to make the most of this monkey-related foodstuff before its too late. I ate one yesterday and i'm going to have another tonight for dessert. Maybe in a crêpe. Maybe just to merely enjoy itin its simplicity, as many people do with me. I really never thought i could write so much about bananas. I wanna get out more. Bells gone. Got lessons now. (Thank goodness for that, i hear you say). CIAO, Del P |
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| Re: Go Bananas! by Wash! on 2003-02-07 05:33:38 | Reply to this | |
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Sorry, I got distracted. I meant to say: CIAO, Wash! Wash! |
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| Re: Go Bananas! by philoso-tommie on 2003-02-07 07:07:04 | Reply to this | |
| I believe the slipperiest thing on earth is time. | |
| Re: Go Bananas! by Wash! on 2003-02-07 08:03:49 | Reply to this | |||||||||
Tommies comment in relation to mine: 100 times shorter. 100 times more meaningful.
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| Re: Go Bananas! by Wash! on 2003-02-09 16:06:23 | Reply to this | |
| If you're by chance reading this: Happy Birthday Sunny!! Wash! | |
| Re: Go Bananas! by Ringo* on 2003-02-10 13:00:58 | Reply to this | |
| Cheers wash. Thanks for the call from france too. :) | |
| Re: Go Bananas! by Wash! on 2003-02-10 14:31:49 | Reply to this | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
If someone likes to be on their own turf, what could this mean? Or maybe to have ones own turf. Cant remember the exact phrasing, but its something to do with turf. Or turd.
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| Re: Go Bananas! OK I will! by Wash! on 2003-02-18 02:10:25 | Reply to this | |||||||||||||||||||||
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Hey, I'm leaving tomorrow for my ventures around France. Im spending Weds - Sat with the family who I went on an exchange with at High School (Yann, for your benefit Kid). Then off to spend a few nights on the piss with a mate from uni who's on an ERASMUS year in Lyon, and then on Tuesday to Montpellier with 4 of the 7 first year groupy! So, well, I am literally just gonna go bananas for a good week and a half, so if i seem to do a disappearing act (Voice!), that's why! Thanks for the advice, Kid. I will try to enjoy my days, and if i can, i will enjoy my fruits too. Au revoir!
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| Re: Go Bananas! by why the hell do you want to know on 2003-02-25 09:20:36 | Reply to this | |
| no you stoopid fuck this joke persay came about in a cartoon when a man was trying to kill off a caracter and said hey if the enemy throws somthing slippery then the Carcater i want to do away with will slipp and i can make him dy this enemy was a monkey so he had it throw a banana and there you have it the erban myht of the slippy banana | |