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Cut It! Cut It You Bitch! by Kid. on 2003-02-15 10:02:17

This is an odd one. If you could cut 3 things, what would they be? Anything that can be cut...metaphorically, literally, any way...if it can be cut, and you want to. Put it down.

1. Chris Rock's head. Off
2. Loose once in a while.
3. A record with a great bluesman. You choose.

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Re: Cut It! Cut It You Bitch! by Wash! on 2003-02-15 11:18:31  |  Reply to this
  1. Beckam's hair
2. Fred Dineage's head open to steal all his knowledge from inside his brain.
3. A tube of tricoloured toothpast, halfway down the tube. Just to see it come out in a different style to the regular 7mm diameter cylindrical way. Could open a whole new perpective to life. Unlikely, but as no-one has ever done this to my knowledge, and no-one ever will as few people are willing to waste 1.99 on toothpaste,i guess we'll never know.
Re: Re: Cut It! Cut It You Bitch! by Kid on 2003-02-16 16:36:14  |  Reply to this
  Regarding 3....its a date!
Re: Re: Cut It! Cut It You Bitch! by Wash! on 2003-02-17 12:07:43  |  Reply to this
  NOOOOOO, Fergie you twat!!!!! His "HAIR", not "his eyebrow with a football boot". Holy Papa!
Bouba Diop.
Re: Cut It! Cut It You Bitch! by [no name] on 2003-02-15 15:51:15  |  Reply to this
  ... and that bitch would be?
Re: Cut It! Cut It You Bitch! by Wash! on 2003-02-16 07:26:29  |  Reply to this
  What's a frig-stick?
Re: Cut It! Cut It You Bitch! by d.- on 2003-02-16 15:09:48  |  Reply to this
  -- could only think of one thing to cut at the moment, and this is: 1) People who are polite to the point of stupidity! More later...
Re: Re: Cut It! Cut It You Bitch! by Kid on 2003-02-16 17:08:39  |  Reply to this
  So it was you who marked my essays last year! It all falls into place now

*Tootles off singing 'Walk Unafraid' by R.E.M.* If you know, it makes sense.
Re: Re: Re: Cut It! Cut It You Bitch! by d.- on 2003-02-17 15:31:43  |  Reply to this
  ... did I? I don't remember... which makes me wonder: what ELSE did I do while I was in a coma??

Re: Cut It! Cut It You Bitch! by [no name] on 2003-02-16 15:32:48  |  Reply to this
  1) Ainsley Harriot into many many pieces 2) the cheese??? 3) to the point and miss all the garbage out
Re: Re: Cut It! Cut It You Bitch! by Wash! on 2003-02-17 02:57:36  |  Reply to this
  You must be Skiddy!
Re: Re: Re: Cut It! Cut It You Bitch! by Ringo * on 2003-02-18 08:17:24  |  Reply to this
  Fraid not,was me, guilty :)
Re: Re: Re: Re: Cut It! Cut It You Bitch! by Wash! on 2003-02-18 08:44:35  |  Reply to this
  That's alright, sohanpal.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Cut It! Cut It You Bitch! by Kid on 2003-04-30 14:29:23  |  Reply to this
  I was thinking about moments like this that I could put into my life story. I remember that incident where we were insulting each other altering football players and names we knew...SohanpAlan Shearer and so on (And boy was that a confusing web to weave) I couldn't think of any more, though. Help me out.
Re: Cut It! Cut It You Bitch! by taterhater on 2003-02-16 22:26:31  |  Reply to this
  i'd like to cut yo mama
NEWS JUST IN by Wash! on 2003-02-17 12:09:15  |  Reply to this
  Edinburgh.
Re: Cut It! Cut It You Bitch! by why the hell do you want to know on 2003-02-25 09:23:31  |  Reply to this
  1 the cheese 2 the head of all the backstreet boys and nsynk boys 3 president clintons dick for being an ass hole all the time and fucking us over like 400000000 times
Re: Cut It! Cut It You Bitch! by Wash! on 2003-04-18 04:53:06  |  Reply to this
  Tongight i'm going to a party in Leeds with our home favourites Kid, Skiddy, Ringo*, GAOU, and others. It is tonight, that the toothpast tube cutting experiment WILL be carried out! We will carry it out with 2 different tubes, both tricolour pastes. Different cutting techniques will, however, be employed when executing the operation:
1. Scissors
2. Sharp edges knife to reduce compression on cutting.

We'll give you the results soon as.

Next week: Chris Rock's head.
But would you credit it? by Kid on 2003-04-19 09:30:09  |  Reply to this
  That when you open up the tube, the toothpaste inside it is exaclty the same as the bit you put on your brush, except much, much smaller. Cool it was. Photographs were taken. Great fun. Awesome!
Re: But would you credit it? by Wash! on 2003-04-19 10:59:06  |  Reply to this
  6 photos in fact. Scannings and sendings will be available during Summer. Can you take the suspense? It was a good insight into... erm, well it was good fun. Worth doing. Recommendable. Really, really tired today though! Its been a week of late nights and early mornings. A really great week though! These guys are great! Wash!
From Photos To Nausea And Some Of The Way Back by Kid on 2003-04-30 14:14:56  |  Reply to this
  I didn't see this. Shame. Its good. I, too, have many photographs, but I also gained a slight minty aroma that lingers with me still. Not entirely unpleasantly, but with considerable frustration. I deliberately try to avoid minty toothpastes, as I find they make me nauseous. I'm building up to lemon - I'm still in Colgate Herbal at the moment...it seems to have been taken off the market since I got my job lot in, and I did see the guy who sold me it in a mugshot not long ago. Well, the faceless corporation.

Run around faceless corporations...do I mean you? Do I? I have gripes. More of those later.
Crap by Kid on 2003-04-30 14:15:12  |  Reply to this
  Grapes. I have grapes.