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Happy Happy New Year's Eve Eve           30 December 1998
Change of Plans           28 December 1998
Ho Ho Whatever           24 December 1998
Serving Time           23 December 1998
Place Holder           22 December 1998
No Perfect Teeth           21 December 1998
How Nice           20 December 1998
Barely Counts           19 December 1998
Hellbent           18 December 1998
Fire Drill           17 December 1998
Short Notes           16 December 1998
More Big Deal Making           15 December 1998
Your So Carfree           14 December 1998
Or, Not           13 December 1998
Seize the Beer           12 December 1998
grrrrrrrr           11 December 1998
Well, Some Dogs           10 December 1998
Weasels In Love           9 December 1998
Now It's Dark           8 December 1998
Um.. Yes. Well.           7 December 1998
Geek Hour           6 December 1998
Low Pressure           5 December 1998
Tweet Tweet           4 December 1998
Hello. Hello. Hello? Hello.           3 December 1998
Am I Blue?           2 December 1998
Descender           1 December 1998
Raw Spuds           28 November 1998
Way Droopy           27 November 1998
Gobble Gobble Hey!           26 November 1998
Drunk on Liquid Sugar           25 November 1998
An Unfortunate Lapse           24 November 1998
Steal This Page           22 November 1998
This Is Not Your Life!           21 November 1998
Out of Service           20 November 1998
Tradition!           19 November 1998
Pure Sugar           18 November 1998
Secret Aging Man           17 November 1998
It's, uh, White Cheese.           16 November 1998
No Vines - No Hair           15 November 1998
Email, Shmemail           13 November 1998
I'm A Little Airpot           12 November 1998
More Filler           11 November 1998
Dirty Fingernails           10 November 1998
Skip This One           9 November 1998
Idle Sunday           8 November 1998
See These Teeth?           7 November 1998
Another Boring Entry           6 November 1998
Hummmmmmmmmmmmm           5 November 1998
Skittle Hoarder           4 November 1998
I'm A Crank - I Vote!           3 November 1998
Mercy.           2 November 1998
Boo.           31 October 1998
Biff is y bother           30 October 1998
Free AND Unmuzzled           28 October 1998
Home Go           27 October 1998
That Dog Ate It           26 October 1998
Arf Arf           24 October 1998
Ow! What? No. Wait- Shit. Yes. Ow!           23 October 1998
Fresh Meat Sandwiches           22 October 1998
Course, This Was Back Before RealAudio           21 October 1998
Noise Stress           20 October 1998
More Banal Anecdotes           19 October 1998
Not Just Talk           18 October 1998
A Pleasant Day           17 October 1998
Now With Lysine!           16 October 1998
Wow, Bright Moon           15 October 1998
A Sterling Performance           14 October 1998
Full or New?           13 October 1998
How's That Soup?           12 October 1998
Wrath of La           11 October 1998
La La La           10 October 1998
Later For You           8 October 1998
Stay.           7 October 1998
Leftovers           6 October 1998
What's The Word?           5 October 1998
What A Deal           4 October 1998
Choke Day           3 October 1998
Hookey           2 October 1998
Tendency to Drift           1 October 1998
   ...hello?           30 September 1998
Feh           29 September 1998
The M Word           28 September 1998
Off the Air           27 September 1998
Ayuh, Don't Suck           26 September 1998
7-Year Coders           25 September 1998
And Now           24 September 1998
Mmmmm, Sour Apple           23 September 1998
Don't Think of A...           22 September 1998
Bounce           21 September 1998
Some Kind of Moose           20 September 1998
Coniptions           19 September 1998
I'm Thinking           18 September 1998
Memory Lain           17 September 1998
Dear Diary           16 September 1998
Dark           15 September 1998
Flying           14 September 1998
Yum!           13 September 1998
Duck and Cover           12 September 1998
Ceci n'est pas un cigare.           11 September 1998
Colonist           10 September 1998
Fan Mail           9 September 1998
Mulligan           8 September 1998
Haf bin Sl'pn           7 September 1998
Drift           6 September 1998
Fire, Into           5 September 1998
Have Some Food.           4 September 1998
This Just In           3 September 1998
When Squirrels Collide           2 September 1998
I Like This Song           1 September 1998
An Effort Made           31 August 1998
Tanks, Bad; House, Good           30 August 1998
There Is No Try           29 August 1998
The Hole In It           28 August 1998
Welcome Home           27 August 1998
Cute and Not Cute           26 August 1998
5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000           25 August 1998
Special Ingredients           24 August 1998
End Times           23 August 1998
Mystery Meat           22 August 1998
Shhh           21 August 1998
Boooooooks           20 August 1998
um           19 August 1998
D'oh!           18 August 1998
That Woman, Those Idiots           17 August 1998
Fool           16 August 1998
Bla, etc.           15 August 1998
The Rest's In Pieces           14 August 1998
I Don't Give A Good God Damn           13 August 1998
Shake, Shake, Shake           12 August 1998
Zero-Point Nattering           11 August 1998
Moanday           10 August 1998
RAAWWWWWRRR           9 August 1998
Fooey!           8 August 1998
Aww, who needs a hug?           7 August 1998
1,2,3,5,8,13,?           6 August 1998
Stale Chips Again           5 August 1998
Free-Floating           4 August 1998
At Least There's No Lifting           3 August 1998
Lunch           2 August 1998
Do Nada           1 August 1998
No, Thanks           31 July 1998
Mr. Dithers           30 July 1998
Big Damn Pipes           29 July 1998
Jaw Jaw           28 July 1998
Hacker           27 July 1998
FreeCell           26 July 1998
Hole in my Pocket           25 July 1998
Holding Action           24 July 1998
Clues & Their Uses           23 July 1998
Fine, thanks - you?           22 July 1998
#@#$@!!!           21 July 1998
'In Hong Kong, you would already be in debt.'           20 July 1998
Hoot.           19 July 1998
Iceman! Iceman!           18 July 1998
Killing Time           17 July 1998
Is that Polish?           16 July 1998
No way.           15 July 1998
I don't know.           14 July 1998
Sugar. Mmm. Oh. Honey honey.           13 July 1998
Coma           12 July 1998
zzzzzzzzzzzz           11 July 1998
Hello.           10 July 1998
Today.           9 July 1998





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