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Here lies Nipsey Russell. Next!
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(Russ)
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Has life never remained normal?
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(tommie)
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Harry's learned nothing, Ron. Nothing!
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(Amelia Granger)
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He loved noticing reflection... Narcissus
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(dolphinfan)
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| BANEEMF |
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Being a nihilist, Einstein; Energy = my foot!
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(Russ)
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Being alone's not even entirely my fault.
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(Russ blames the ex [so nice to see you, tommie!])
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Bank account now emptied.... exceeded my funds!
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(dolphinfan)
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| SCBNEX |
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Seven collar bones??? Need extra x-rays.
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(Russ)
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September's centerfold.... beautiful, nude, endowed,.... X-Rated
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(dolphinfan)
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| OHYLREUD |
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On Hubble, you learn real early: Uranus, dude!
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(UranRuss)
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| EHNOTR |
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Ever had NERD on the rocks?
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(Russ)
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Elmo, his name often "tickles" rugrats.
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(dolphinfan)
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| SERMA |
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superior entries, regretfully mine aren't.
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(dolphinfan)
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| RRLPNYW |
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reality rarely lets people nostalgically yearn wishes
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(dolphinfan)
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| NNRLB |
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Never, never really look back.
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(Russ)
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naughty nymphos ride long boards.
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(dolphinfan)
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| FESAM |
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Friends, Easy Street's a myth.
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(Russ)
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Five... eight... seven... a million...
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(Russ, NASA reject)
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French escargot....snails are meat?
(BZZZZT! - FEAM != FESAM)
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(dolphinfan)
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Fred & Ethel stayed at Mom's.
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(Amelia)
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Frenchies eat snails. Also mussels.
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(Amelia, gastronome)
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| INFAMT |
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I need food and men tonight!
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(Flu'Z)
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I now find all men tantalizing!
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(Flu'Z)
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I need fundage as money's tight.
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(dolphinfan)
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I normally favor a monster truck.
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(Amelia)
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| IELCTSN |
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In every little child, there's some nastiness.
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(Russ)
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Internet Explorer lost control, then stopped. Nothing!
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(Russ [on the phone to India])
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I elect losers constantly. (They'll stay nameless!)
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(LaLa LaRue)
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| TSEET |
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tommie's style easily escapes tricksters.
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(Russ [you can't fool us, imposter])
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T. S. Eliot encouraged Totalitarianism.
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(dolphinfan)
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Those seeking enlightenment enlighten themselves.
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(Russ)
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"Tough Sylvester!" Exclaimed Escaping Tweety.
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(jayneaire)
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| TMWNEH |
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tommie makes WORM NERD entirely happy.
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(Russ)
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Too much work & not enough holidays.
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(Russ)
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This Monday, we need everyone here.
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(Russ)
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Tonight my wife's not experiencing headache.
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(dolphinfan hoping desperately)
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That's Mark Wahlberg? Nice, elegant haircut!
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(Amelia)
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Too much wine nightly engenders headaches.
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(Amelia)
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The moon: weight's not even heavy!
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(Russ)
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Too Mich Whining, Not Enough Happiness.
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(jayneaire)
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Too Many Women, Not Enough He-Men.
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(jayneaire, dolphinfan's wife)
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| NEIRG |
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Nothing exists in Russ' garage.
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(Russ ['cept cars & junk])
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| UTAATRPI |
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Uranus turns around and then rotates. Pretty intense!
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(UranRuss)
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| SRDRT |
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Snape really dies, readers. Tough.
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(The Spoiler)
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| MSAEX |
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My sentences always exclude X-clamations!!!
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(Russ)
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Miss September, all exposed, x-rated.
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(dolphinfan)
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| ARIIH |
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Automated robot (?) is in here.
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(Russ suspects a web bot)
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A riot is insanely hectic
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(Miss Murder [[is baaaack])
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| RRPOM |
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Romper Room prevented our maturity!
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(tommie)
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"Remembering" reflex: Piece of mind.
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(Russ)
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"River Running Past Old Mill"
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(Russ' next art project)
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Reading Railroad's property on Monopoly
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(dolphinfan)
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