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Obviously USA's recession entering, "loan" couldn't offset nothing!
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(dolphinfan)
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On Uranus resides elves & leprechauns? Come on now!
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(UranRuss)
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| FONEETR |
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Facial obsession, Narcissus's' enormous ego transcends reflection.
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(dolphinfan)
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Fourty one - nineteen + eight equals thirty! Remarkable!
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(tommathie)
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| USYNEHT |
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Understand she's your next ex & hit that!
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(Little Miss Sunshine's dead grandpa)
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Uranus smells. You need'a enema. Hold tight...
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(UranBrockus)
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(BZZZZT! - != USYNEHT)
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| CTASTAC |
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Call the ambulance! Say, that's Alice Cooper.
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(Russ)
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Can Tetris addiction stymie the academic class?
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(Block)
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KtehzbDjbOYq
(BZZZZT! - K != CTASTAC)
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(DbqIoiEzYDKTxOEYFn)
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Can thinking about sex trigger a convulsion?
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(tommie, a-shakin')
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| CATMY |
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Changing attitudes takes many years!
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(tommie, still working on it)
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Cowards are thought mighty yellow-bellied.
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(dolphinfan)
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Capable art teachers motivate you.
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(Brock)
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Children are the most young.
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(Russ [Mr. Obvious])
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| AHPIUAD |
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After having paid Internet & utilities, all dollars = $0.00
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(Brock)
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A horny priest is usually a devil!
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(Dev Made Me Z Do It)
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a happy person is usually a day-dreamer.
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(2gay4me)
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As Hubble probes into Uranus: Asstronomical data!
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(UranRuss)
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A hairy prostitute is usually a dude!
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(dolphinfan)
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Aw, hell... politicians insist upon acting dumb!
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(tommie)
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Anybody here probably isn't using any deodorant!
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(tommieeew)
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| NSEEER |
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Never seeing economic explosion emerging: Retarded.
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(For everything else, there's BrocksterCard)
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NERDs sometimes enter erratically, engage reservedly.
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(Rosh Hashanah observer)
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Nation's shaky economy's effecting even rich.
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(2gay4me)
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| MERML |
Brock, we all remember that episode of the Duke boys vividly, cheers to banjo playing hillbilly shows our kids can take pride in viewing!
(BZZZZT! - BWARTEOTDBVCTBPHSOKCTPIV != MERML)
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(Boss Hogg)
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Maybe everyone'll remember my legacy...
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(George W. Bush)
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My energy remains marginally low.
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(Russ)
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My ears! Really! My lugs!
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(Kid)
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My enemies require my love!
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(tommie lama... ommmm)
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Most elections require massive librium!
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(tommie, disgusted with politics)
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My erection required Monica Lewinsky...
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(Bill Clinton)
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Merrily, everyone recited mantras loudly.
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(Ommmm Z Ommmm)
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| SIHEEIT |
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Slow-motion: it heightens entertainment, especially in The-Dukes-of-Hazard!--*BanjoOutro*
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(Brock - Remember that episode of The Dukes of Hazard, where Boss Hogg and Rosco follow the duke boys down a back country road making an all too-sharp turn on the loose gravel before finding themselves)
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" S i h e e i t ! "
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(suddenly parked into a giant heap of cow manure?)
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