Today : Titles

Let's Review		31 December 2000
Last Train to Yesterday		30 December 2000
Radio, Radio		28 December 2000
Neat.		27 December 2000
Or, Then Again		25 December 2000
Snappy Solstice!		23 December 2000
Ruh Roh!		21 December 2000
WheeeeeeeeeeeeeSPLAT!		20 December 2000
I'm Not Here		19 December 2000
[your life here]		18 December 2000
Did I Miss Something?		15 December 2000
What A Nice Cave		14 December 2000
Oooze		13 December 2000
Tick Tick		12 December 2000
Am I New Around Here?		11 December 2000
Bigger Room		10 December 2000
Clarence Comes Through		9 December 2000
Yeeee Hah! Hah?		8 December 2000
Zoom!		7 December 2000
Hello, Hello?		6 December 2000
This Would Be The 'Pours' Part, Then?		5 December 2000
S.O.S.		3 December 2000
/usr/sbin/dustd		1 December 2000
Deer, Headlights, Bwam		30 November 2000
Oh, Horsedoodles.		29 November 2000
Can I Hit Him Now?		28 November 2000
Turkeys Indeed		27 November 2000
Go Away		22 November 2000
KooCoup		21 November 2000
Leg Up, Strike Out		17 November 2000
You Think?		16 November 2000
Jolly Little Fellow		15 November 2000
Staring -> Space		13 November 2000
Permanent Campaign		10 November 2000
Distraction		9 November 2000
Your Government Is Important To Us, Please Stay On The Line		8 November 2000
This Just In		7 November 2000
Nail Flossing		6 November 2000
No Hope		3 November 2000
Fanboy		2 November 2000
Such Excitement		1 November 2000
Arooooooooetc.		31 October 2000
Not Ugly, Neither		30 October 2000
Double Dare Ya		26 October 2000
It's Just a Mess		24 October 2000
Gosh		23 October 2000
The FabricKation of Meaning		20 October 2000
VoteRadon		19 October 2000
Rx: Goldfish		16 October 2000
Something Clever		13 October 2000
No Rockets At Least		12 October 2000
Glub Glub		11 October 2000
Big Time		10 October 2000
Now Work, Damn You		9 October 2000
Thou Dost Not Save The Title Properly Either, Code of Satan		7 October 2000
Ow II: The Reflux		5 October 2000
And Furthermore - Oooh, Cookies!		4 October 2000
Oy Columbia		3 October 2000
A Distinct Something-or-other		29 September 2000
My Adoring Public		28 September 2000
Surely Science Can Help		27 September 2000
And a Tail of Red Light		26 September 2000
WWWD?		25 September 2000
I Think Those Plants Are Dying		22 September 2000
Say Ow		21 September 2000
Overly Metaphorical		20 September 2000
Muffins. No Reason.		19 September 2000
More Carnage of Greed		18 September 2000
Not The Olympics		15 September 2000
Solidarnosh!		14 September 2000
No Goldfish, But Peanuts		13 September 2000
Self-Destruct Engaged		12 September 2000
Overeating		8 September 2000
Not As Far As I Know		6 September 2000
Labor Lifetime		5 September 2000
Meanwhile, Back On Earth		29 August 2000
Hmm?		28 August 2000
Kill This Machine		25 August 2000
More Deterioration		24 August 2000
That's Just My Face		21 August 2000
Beans n Pork		18 August 2000
Mmmmmmmmmmm, Etc.		17 August 2000
More Shocking News		15 August 2000
Jeeeeeeez		14 August 2000
Out of Coffee		11 August 2000
Damn Chest Rats		10 August 2000
Ah, Bugger It		8 August 2000
Fun With Bill & Joe		7 August 2000
Scrape Away		4 August 2000
Orp! Orp! Orp!		3 August 2000
Funny, I Don't Feel Like A King		1 August 2000
Coming or Going?		31 July 2000
Proof of Concept		28 July 2000
A Thought For Today		27 July 2000
Pure Hick Parsing		26 July 2000
Uh, My Dog Ate Me		25 July 2000
Well, OK, Typing		21 July 2000
Been Working		20 July 2000
Storm This		14 July 2000
Magnum Oops		13 July 2000
Anno Dumbinum		11 July 2000
Ephemerallionaire		10 July 2000
Some Filler		7 July 2000
Also, More French Pop		6 July 2000
In The Future: Wireless Hair		5 July 2000
Home Now		30 June 2000
Fake		29 June 2000
More Barking		28 June 2000
Two Donuts = Too Optimistic		27 June 2000
Actual Work! Neat!		23 June 2000
Boring But Brief		22 June 2000
Say, Is That Drying Paint?		21 June 2000
Did I Mention My Phone Is Broken?		20 June 2000
I Need A Hat		16 June 2000
Bang Bang		15 June 2000
La Vie En Cranque		14 June 2000
Detour		13 June 2000
Ba Ba Ba Ba		9 June 2000
Must Dash		8 June 2000
Read After Meals		7 June 2000
Leftover Starbursts		2 June 2000
Letter to the Editor		31 May 2000
More Weekend, Please		30 May 2000
I'm Just Not That Interesting, OK? Jee.		26 May 2000
Too Much TV		25 May 2000
Too Slow		24 May 2000
This Face For Rent		23 May 2000
DSL: Still Cool		22 May 2000
Turbines to Speed!		19 May 2000
TypeTypePAUSEThud		18 May 2000
Just Off Somehow		17 May 2000
A una compañía española me he comprado.		16 May 2000
Mmmm, Meat Pie		15 May 2000
Bam Biff Boom		12 May 2000
Oh! I Have Lunch!		11 May 2000
Big Stupid Guy		10 May 2000
State of the Bag		9 May 2000
Trying Not To Think About It		8 May 2000
Cinco de Bismarck		5 May 2000
Those Poor Outlook Express Users.		4 May 2000
Nobody Tells Me When To Get Down, Bud		3 May 2000
Spaced-Out Commie Quickie		1 May 2000
Also, My Tooth Hurts		28 April 2000
Almost None, Really		27 April 2000
Much Less Typing		26 April 2000
So I Missed A Few Days, Sue Me		25 April 2000
Stumbling The Night Away		20 April 2000
Anti-Marketing		19 April 2000
Entry Found In A Cornfield		18 April 2000
I Knew This		17 April 2000
Dead Man Typing		13 April 2000
Opening, er, Night		11 April 2000
Time for the Summer Sweater		10 April 2000
However: Raisins.		7 April 2000
Oh Piss Off		5 April 2000
Ow.		4 April 2000
Oh Joy, More Boxen		3 April 2000
Pocket, Hole, Fire		31 March 2000
Shorties		30 March 2000
Speak in French, Go to Jail		28 March 2000
Excuses, Excuses		27 March 2000
Compensation Is Fun		24 March 2000
Blanched Peanuts		22 March 2000
Things Are Done, Between Naps		20 March 2000
How Are Things In Guacamole?		17 March 2000
Sea Air Smells Good, Too		15 March 2000
T.P. Complete		14 March 2000
Snickers Suck, Too		13 March 2000
A Real Live Pinko Now		10 March 2000
All The Time Eating		9 March 2000
Opps. I Mean, Oops.		8 March 2000
Chill. Still. Night. Dig it.		7 March 2000
Also, Headphones. Look Em Up.		6 March 2000
Plain M&Ms, Feh		3 March 2000
Sugar Hard Thinks Make Yes		1 March 2000
No One Named Bechar Here		29 February 2000
Now With More Tack		28 February 2000
Trend or Theme?		24 February 2000
Hey Look! It's Elvis!		23 February 2000
Peanut & Honey, It's Very Different		18 February 2000
More Obscure Nuttery		17 February 2000
24 Hours Pass Vaguely		16 February 2000
No, Just Out Of You, Actually		15 February 2000
In A Minute!		14 February 2000
An Idle Day		11 February 2000
Oh So There You Are		10 February 2000
One Fish, Two Fish		3 February 2000
In Other News		2 February 2000
Al Gore Ate My Dog		1 February 2000
Och Aye! Ow.		31 January 2000
Junk Coma		28 January 2000
Speaking of Crying		27 January 2000
Back, Next, Cancel, Cry		26 January 2000
Why I Am Not An Internet Millionaire		25 January 2000
These Fingers Are Heavy		24 January 2000
And Let Me Tell You Something Else...		21 January 2000
Low Power, No Fan		20 January 2000
Take That, You Brute!		19 January 2000
So Much For Palimony		18 January 2000
You Never Had A Dog		17 January 2000
Suddenly Nothing Happened		11 January 2000
Moooooooooo		7 January 2000
An Unfamiliar Concept		6 January 2000
An Hour of Darkness		5 January 2000
A Century of Spinach		4 January 2000
Some Nice Fresh Propaganda		3 January 2000

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